Dwight

Mostly harmless. Water resistant. Plays well with others. Does not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for he is crunchy and good with ketchup. Enjoys sneakers, high art, and low people. Does the starving artist thing only adequately, but boy oh boy can he sell out! Wish he found that little piece of your finger, and he hope the therapy is going well. Hopes to be an Orwell, but is probably just a Koontz. Looks good while doing this. Most importantly, knows how nine tenths of the camera assistants in town take their coffee.