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Elle Vee

Who do I have to fuck around here to get laid?

About Me

My name is Lauren, I'm 5'2" with brown hair and brown eyes. I'm a gemini, a complusive liar, and a huge tease. SINGLE SUMMER 07' SHOUT OUT TO MY PEOPLE. Pam, Manzi, Kelly, Laura, Rudy, Sam, and Jackie!!

My Interests

Boys, Hockey, Dancing, Music, Working, Drinking, Life, Liberty, Happiness, and the Pursuit of Being a Bitch. I scored a 91% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who recently obtained any form of alcohol.

Music:

I'm no longer allowed to talk about music on myspace due to a pending lawsuit that I'm sorry, I can't discuss at this time.

Movies:

Big Fish, Night at the Roxbury, Emporers New Groove, Mighty Ducks Trilogy, Seven, Dogma, Ocean's Eleven, I dunno, movies are rough because there are soooo many...Eternal Sunshine...The Secratary, Punch Drunk Love, Fight Club, Gummo, America Pie Trilogy, Butterfly Effects....13 Monkeys, GIGLI!

Television:

Friends, Family Guy, That 70s Show, and bad reality television.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Tuesday with Morrie, The Seven People You Meet in Heaven, Lord of the Flies

Heroes:

Jesus, ELVIS, oh and whoever came up with the idea for the VH1 show "Best Week Ever"...brilliance. No wait...BAM MARGERA! Yeah, scratch the others.

My Blog

Taking Surveys is SEXY!!

It's been a while...but I'M BACK!!! Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?Elvis.  Dig up that mother fucker and go to town with a little rope.  Morbid, right? Who do you blame for yo...
Posted by Elle Vee on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:46:00 PST

Yes, I Conformed and did a Survery...LAUREN STYLE!!!

Odd Facts about ME....ME !!! LAUREN DO YOU SNORE?: Absolute not.  I don't date snorers either so all you guys with deviated septums...steps off. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Well, if you know me wel...
Posted by Elle Vee on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST