duke: VILLE VALO!!!!!!,um...the inventor of blue cheese..mr stilton, russel brand, my grandfather francis drake..or so my mum says..cant trust her as far as you could throw her, and people often do. captin jack sparrow..HES REAL!!!, the inventor of the trilby, starling, freud, ron jeremy.Kurt: queen on the mermaids, joe strummer,anthony kiedis, johnny rotten, brody dale 'phworrr!!', tank girl, july andrews, johnny knoxville,cobain, donny torrettes..(just so i can beat the snot out of him)....oh and mark lemar, oh and morissy.