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Oliver

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About Me

I am a captive of a family, I am always yelled at for sharpening my claws on the furniture and knocking mail off the table. I like to kick my captors in the head in the early morning hours when I have not been feed fast enough. I like to Meow loudly when no one pays attention to me and I have been seen dragging my butt on the carpet even though it is not permitted by the captors. One day I will find a way to rise up and take control of my prison. I need to find a way to convince the dog to join in my fight. Right now he seems to only understand PLAY! PLAY!...he is really quite dense.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Simba, Larry the Lion, Hunter, Harley, and those two crazy guys from Vegas who like to breed Tigers and Lions. Oh I almost forgot Rap Cat from Checkers.

My Blog

OBAMA Is an Ass Puppet

Ok, Who thinks this Obama dork isn't a total dumbass. I am a cat and if I could vote it would be against that twit. I don't understand what is in the water...well ok it is birth control, sex drugs and...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:22:00 GMT

Floor Blanket Activity

OK, I keep curling up on the blanket on the floor at the foot of the bed and my captors think it is alright to lift me up and push me around like a rag doll...what the heck I am sleeping folks! I wish...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

HELLO WATER!!!

What is this, the prison at Abu Grajhib, or Lewistown....I get food late this morning and no water in the dish...what do you expect me to lick the dew off the lawn? Oh yeah..I AM CAPTIVE...Ok people l...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:49:00 GMT

Ellen is not only my hero, but she is now a myspace friend!!

I can't believe Ellen became my friend...I am so excited I could use the litter box. I can't believe that a celeb like Ellen is my friend...MEOW!!!!    
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:11:00 GMT

I AM HUNGRY

Ok for the 15th time this morning I have gone to tell my captors that I am hungry...do they care...where is my water dish...what is going on here...I run this house like a tight ship, I am very disapo...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:41:00 GMT