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Onnie

I'm ready to go home! =D

About Me

damaged. useless. animal lover. hypochondriac. shy. tears easily. short attention span. short temper. dork. super stubborn. clumsy.

My Interests

good weather. SUVs. meaningful and intelligible conversations. places that are not crowded. san bu-ing. lemon iced teas. scrapbooking. laughing till i can't breathe. interior decorating. jeans. extra cold or extra hot liquids. spooning. vacations. chowing down. pets, except for kitties. wiggling. star gazing. spending money. real estate.

I'd like to meet:

"In fact the future in general does not much interest me. What is the future, after all, but a structure of hopes and expectations? Its residence is in the mind; it has no reality." -Elizabeth Costello

But everybody thinks that everybody knows
About everybody else, nobody knows
Anything, about themselves
Because they're all worried about everybody else

Music:

i abhor trance.

Movies:

nothing.over.2.hours, boondock saints, feris.b.day.off, dirty.dancing, old.school, lucky.#;.slevin, oceans.11, memento, dodgeball, italian.job, fight.club, office.space, x.men, bridget.jones.diary, pixar, nicholas.cage.movies,ALL.will.ferrell.movies, aboslutely.no .scary and I don't do The Notebook...
Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. Means nothing. Still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you, it's what you do to the people you say you Love...thats what matters, it's the only thing that matters! - Daddy, THE LAST KISS

Television:

HGTV. Girls Next Door. Cartoons. Animal Planet. Food Network. Scrubs. Cheers. Family Guy. Dog: Bounty Hunter. Wings. Friends. Sex and the City. Seinfeld. Married W/ Children. I Wuv Lucy. Simpsons. SOUTHPARK. WillnGrace. Friends.
WB shows are corny.

Books:

trash magazines. comics.

Heroes:


DING.

My Blog

This is for YOU...INCESTUOUS LOSER

I rewrote the lyrics to The All-American Rejects - It Ends Tonight... I believe it's VERY fitting for YOU.   "Incest Tonight" Your selfishness They frustrate me I can't explain your needs at all....
Posted by Onnie on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

Get Your Ex Back Girls... hahaha

Astrology, my Guilty Pleasure...! Enjoy! If he's a Libra: He's affectionate, charming--and wishy-washy. Running after a Libra man is the surest way to say adios to his spicy-burrito taco buns. He'...
Posted by Onnie on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

me turn. =)

1. Story behind your MySpace song?umm... i want someone to look after me?2. What month were you born?april. supposedly a taurus... i think i'm an aries. 3. Where do you live?=P4. Where were you born?s...
Posted by Onnie on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

my very first survey...hooray

survey thingie ma-jig like leenda's...!25 Relationship Questions:1) Single, Crushin', Interested, or in a Relationship?i dont know. =P2) Are you happy with where you are?always, ding.3) When you meet ...
Posted by Onnie on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

cooch.

adventures of coochie...! yesterday i took a turn too fast. coochie's cage tipped over in the back seat. all her bedding and food spilled out. turned around to check up on her. she was ...
Posted by Onnie on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

brownie points.

ways to earn brownie points... har har. - dote on my kids (buddy, frankie, and coochie) - feed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. ha. - unexpected gestures of thoughfulness - make me giggle with ...
Posted by Onnie on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST

chivalry.

chivalry is dead. chivalry is a manifestation of bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry in a man. as people get lazier day by day, the process of wooing a girl has been abbreviated down to text me...
Posted by Onnie on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:33:00 PST

random

i hate shrimp. it makes me nauseous. however, i do enjoy shrimp cocktail and fried shrimp. yum. i get bored super fast dum dee dum, entertain me please. i like liquids better than solids. ...
Posted by Onnie on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST

bad breath.

common culprits of rancid breath: eggs milk alcohol coffee cheese dairy products cigarettes dumplings fish garlic onions and...mornings please be considerate.  have a mint and floss daily. tr...
Posted by Onnie on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:32:00 PST

onnie's photos disclaimer

objects (persons, esp. onnie) are larger in life than they appear in pictures. DING.
Posted by Onnie on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:56:00 PST