SUMMER IS BACK! USE ME BUT DON'T ABUSE ME!
Let's surf, sunbake, suck back a few beers and vinos and enjoy life!New gc one:
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YES, THE GOLD COAST HAS ITS OWN MYSPACE PAGE!Well everyone knows I’m awesome so there’s not much to say. Other than that I’m awesome. Where else can girls go clubbing in their underwear and where else do guys have more muscle than Popeye? And it’s not from eating spinach either. Blood, sweat and tears is what it is. AND WE LOVE IT! I’m all about oversized sunglasses, oversized hand bags and little pooches to pet. I’m about fish and chips, thongs, hats, sunscreen and testosterone. AND WE LOVE IT!Did I tell you that I’m rad? Speaking of which, did you know that RAD and AWESOME are used a lot on my beaches? That’s the word here. Use it or lose it baby.I’m losing you, I can feel it. So look alright, I’ll give you the bits everyone wants to know. Most of it was plagiarised from the web, but what are you going to do about it hey?ABOUT THE GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA (the most fabulous place on the planet):Almost ½ a million people live here now and it’s one of Australia’s fastest growing communities. If I got a Tim Tam for every community that claimed that, I would be on the Biggest Loser by now. But I say with confidence that it is definitely true for the Gold Coast. You’ve heard the stuff about South East Queensland’s boom, well there you go. Can’t really pull the figures from my arse at the moment but I’ll get to it soon – once I’ve finished typing.Anyhoo, the population is expected to tip 700,000 residents by 2021. Can someone invent space cars by then, like on the Jetsons, so then there’s more room for my favourite Coasters on the roads? By that I mean NO MELBOURNE or SYDNEYITES who think they can bag the shit out of me but then come here on holidays. Not that I mind you coming – I really don’t – I love you giving me money but be nice alright? That’s all I ask. And that you leave your cars at home. Planes are so in vogue at the mo. Zoom, zoom.Anyhoo again, back to me. I span from Beenleigh (don’t worry if you’re from there – everything is going to be okay) and South Stradbroke Island to the north; Cabarita and Kingscliff in the south (so it’s technically called the Tweed, so what? GC can get greedy if I want); west to Beaudesert including World Heritage Listed national parks. Don’t litter them or you’re out!I am Australia’s sixth largest city and I am very educational huh? I’m larger than two other Australian capitals. Neh, neh, neh, neh. You can guess what they are.Gold Coast boasts the biggest, the best, the most unusual….you get the picture. Which brings me back to an earlier point made by me – big glasses, bling, tattoos, oversized handbags are very cool. The only thing that I don’t like big is little pooches. It’s called a pooch cause it’s small, orwite?FAST FICTION:**On my beaches we have lots of hot men and hot women and little nippers (can’t look at those), manning them. It’s the biggest professional life guard service in Oz.**I have the most themed attractions in the southern hemisphere. Bite me America. Oh oops, my bad.** The shopping rocks. I have some of Australia’s largest duty free outlets and shopping centres. Pacific Fair is awesome baby yeah!** Business people like to come to me for conferences.** I’m big on tourism. Japan, New Zealand, UK, China, Europe, Korea and Singapore lead the way. Everyone likes to take home those silly mini stuffed koalas that you pay $12 for in Surfers.** Party people love me cause the night life, the afternoon life and the morning life is simply the greatest thing ever known to man (won’t be sexist) and women.** In 2003 domestic expenditure (excluding airfares and long distance transport) totalled $2.6 billion. So I’m rich. Show me love, show me love!!!
