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Carmen Distortion.

♥[FEEL MY HONKY WRATH]♥

About Me

"I know I'm a wreck, I'm a mess
But I couldn't care less""
I'm Carmen.
I don't ever get on AIM.
I take my phone with me wherever I go.
I text more than any normal human being should, and I am proud of it.
I work at Papa John's.
Chevrolet all the way.
(That wasn't supposed to rhyme, it just kind of happened.)
Oh, and in case you didn't catch on, I love hot pink.

Don't add me if I don't know you. If I don't know you, but you think I should, message me first. Good?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isn't noble just to make themself look better.
Someone who will actually pay attention to my "If I don't know you, message me first" policy.

Heroes:

Jakie Jones, bitches. 3(&&Jeff Dunham.)