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NIK

She (Misfits)

About Me

I'm a Nerd basically. A sexy nerd, but a Nerd nonetheless.

I'm an outspoken nonconformist. I respect people that follow their own path and pity those that simply follow.

i work from home, reselling vintage items from thrift stores. I tend to sleep late and work online in the middle of the night. I'm a night owl - hooot hoot! LOL

I love vodka and hate chocolate. I dig Books by Russian writers, subtitled movies, and shopping at Whole Foods.

I'm a capricorn right down to the last dirty detail.

I buy $18 Umbrian Clay Toothpaste, yet I steal $2 Red Bulls from Publix.

When I'm not wasting my life on the computer, you can find me downtown - AKA, Independent, Peacock Room, Matador - Dont forget Pulse, P -House and Savoy! woohoo! When I get hungry, you'll find me at Urban Flats, K's, Juliana's, Dandelion Cafe, Whole Foods, Stardust, or Pom Pom's. You won't ever find me at a 'chain' anything.

My Interests

The Good Girl in me Enjoys: Reading Russian Literature Cooking Drinking Hot Tea & Playing Dominos Roaming Stardust for Foreign Movies Reviving Thrift Store Finds with Silver Spray Paint Embroidery (Laugh all you want, you play with Power Tools :)

The Bad Girl in me Enjoys:Cheap Caviar Expensive Vodka Making Out High School Style Tetris Competition

I'd like to meet:

The male version of me, of course! LOL

A guy that hates authority and lives by his own rules...someone that refuses to join the status quo and knows we are all being brainwashed to buy a house, get married and spit out kids.

I tend to gravitate towards short guys - under 5'9 :) I suppose a tall guy could sway me, but short guys melt me :) between 165 and 200 pounds is purrrfect for me:) I dont like scrawny guys or muscle heads -- somewhere in the middle and REAL is HOT! Theres ONE thing you do need - you must be 6 inches to ride this ride ! LOL Yes, really! and for f*cks sake, it'd be fucking helpful if you weren't a square. It'd be nice to meet a guy thats had a damn threesome before. at least once. and not just in his imagination. I also owned a headshop a few years back, so being a free-thinker is important. It would be very helpful if you have a suitcase full of Xstacy. LOL
A man thats a demon in the bedroom and a gentleman in public.

I lose interest easily with guys that want to play the penpal game - I'm interested in real life meetings, not penpals. If you havent figured out how to ask a girl on a date, then you better read my blog. It'll score you points with me and every other girl out there :) TRUST ME, if theres one thing I know, its pussy.

I pay special attention to people that put the word "Dominos" in the subject line when they write me. That way I can tell who just looked at my pics and who actually read my profile :) LOL

I enjoy the company of other professional anarchists and entrepreneurs.

Intellectuals and Fierce Individualists, male or female.

Turn Ons: Intellectuals Mohawks Men that are Passionate about BOOKs! Chivalry & Ettiquette counter culture types that have gotten older but havent grown up


Turn Offs:
  • Mustaches
  • thuggy types -anyone that says, "hit me up" "holla at me" etc
  • Government/Military
  • Bad Spelling
  • Fraternity/Sorority Types
  • Christians/Scientologists

  • Music:

    Duran Duran, Pet Shop Boys, Radiohead, Billy Idol, Morphine, Boy George, Misfits, Danzig, Al Green, TOM JONES ! .....theres plenty to make fun of in my CD collection. I'm not as hip on new music as I'd like to be, so I dig when friends make me mix CDs to introduce me to new stuff.

    Movies:

    The PIANO - He CHOPS off her Finger! Mad Max, Clash of the Titans, Fear and Loathing, Requiem for a Dream, Permanent Midnight, Gummo, True Romance.

    Anything Subtitled--Red Firecracker Blue Firecracker, Raise the Red Lantern.

    Television:

    Like ELVIS, I think all TV's should be SHOT. I prefer a great meal with eclectic friends! Bosphorus of Park Ave, Yellow Dog Eats, Memories of India, Chez Vincent in Park Ave, Ali Babas, Greek Flame Taverna, Logans Bistro, Stardust, Melting Pot, Peacock Room, Ybor Martini downtown Otown, Monkey Bar, I Bar, BBQ, Spy.

    Books:

    Tolstoy, Ayn Rand, Steinbeck, Orwell, Lermontov--mostly classics and russian writers...

    Heroes:

    Alexander Shulgin, Albert Hoffman, Aldous Huxley, MY BROTHER

    My Blog

    How to tell when its Over

    AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central...
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:58:00 PST

    Totally Creepy -

    AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central...
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

    HONEST MECHANIC!

    AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central...
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST

    Lost In Translation with BABELFISH !

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25446
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

    I feel so bad for Pumpkins!

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?go=random&link_id=1
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:35:00 PST

    Will make you BARF if you watch entire thing!

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25335
    Posted by NIK on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

    My Mouse heart beats faster

    From Cannery Row by Steinbeck -~Its inhabitants are, as the man once said, "whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant Everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he ...
    Posted by NIK on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

    Hot Hot Heat : Bandages

    Check out this video: Bandages Add to My Profile | More Videos...
    Posted by NIK on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:33:00 PST

    Check out this video: Vitamin Z - Burning Flame

    Vitamin Z - Burning Flame Lyrics: Walking out tonight in the street lights I can see you, arm in arm with just another guy, you look at me and wave hello-how friendly, I look at you and the cars go p...
    Posted by NIK on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

    HOW TO ASK A GIRL ON A DATE for DUMMIES

    Etiquette never goes out of style and often saves time and embarrasment.   Its sad that many twenty and thirtysomethings have no grasp on basic dating etiquette or the functional reasons behind it."Wh...
    Posted by NIK on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:19:00 PST