I may not be the smartest guy around, but I definitely seem to be the busiest! I juggle the role of loving husband and 'rent, saftey inspector, bowler, beer drinker, and avid dreamer. I graduated at the bottom of my high school class, but landed a job at the local power plant after finally passing the specialized training course on my third try. I have since become the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. I married my high school sweetheart, Marge, and we now have three loveable kids: mischievous Bart, brainiac Lisa, and baby Maggie.
