I'd like to meet:
(if he wasn't dead)Spud Webb, Jaco (if he wasnt dead), Flea
Music:
Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jaco Pastorius, Weather Report, The Band, Parliament/Funkadelic, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Herbie Hancock, Brian Auger's Oblivion Express, Pat Metheny, Marcus Miller, Stanley Clarke, Steely Dan, Doobie Brothers, Sly and the Family Stone, Wings, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Guns N' Roses, George Harrison, AC/DC, Earl Klugh, George Benson, Tom Petty, John Frusciante, David Gilmour, Earth Wind and Fire, Fourplay, Paul McCartney, Nathan East, Frank Zappa, Wes Montgomery, Cream, Steve Gadd, Harvey Mason, Jack Dejohnette, Blind Faith, John Lennon, Chick Corea, Charlie Haden, Roger Waters, The Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Return To Forever, Pink Floyd, Crosby Stills and Nash, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Allman Brothers, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Brothers Johnson, Graham Central Station, Traffic, Tower of Power, Stevie Wonder, Al Di Meola, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Lyle Mays, Dave Holland, Tony Williams, Charlie Parker, George Duke, Van Morrison, Billy Cobham, Luther Vandross, Al Jarreau, Ray Charles, James Taylor, Allan Holdsworth, Carlos Santana, Paco De Lucia, Elton John, Bob Dylan, Buddy Miles, Electric Flag, B.B. King, Al Di Meola, Diana Ross, Jackson 5, Michael McDonald, The Soul Survivors, The Rascals, Simon and Garfunkel, Toto, Fleetwood Mac, Steve Rodby, Wild Cherry, Average White Band, Little Feat, Oregon, Marvin Gaye, Horace Silver, Isley Brothers, The Four Tops, Edwin Starr, basically whatever the hell doesn't suck
Television:
South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy