Kelli

kathy griffin won't accept my friend request

About Me

i like
music, when people give me things (not aids-rian), petting my cat's ears and face with my nose, good ebay auctions, steamed asparagus with lemon juice, clean bathrooms, sleeping in a pit of pillows, stuffonmycat.com, taking videos at shows, having bad grammar and randomly busting out with some fucking capslock shit, making unfunny jokes

i don't like
eharmony commercials, "this'll make your dick bigger!" commercials, adam carolla, uptight bitches, douchebags and dildofaces, useless clichÃ©d hipsters who won't admit they're useless clichÃ©d hipsters

My Interests

going to bed early, crappy american beer, fausages and tofurky, disliking the nme, picking my nose, running away from eddie argos in multiple oregon towns

I'd like to meet:

Music:

bands that open for arctic monkeys.

Television:

the twilight zone, seinfeld, subterranean, certain fake news shows,

Books:

Heroes:

My Blog

my only blog ever

My Flaming Hamster Wheel of Panic About Publicly Discussing Poetry in This Respected Forum By Neko Case When I was asked by Poetry to write an article for them I was ecstatic. I was flattered. ...
Posted by Kelli on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

blog blog blog

Posted by Kelli on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST