Hello there, my name is Myspace. I love all of my users and I want to thank you for making me so popular.
I strongly dislike when people refer to me on Dateline as a site for child predators to find their young prey, it disgusts me, that is not my purpose at all.
I am just here to make you all happy! I love you guys!
I enjoy viewing all the peoples myspaces I can.
I like when you guys log-in; it gives me butterflys in my tum-tum.
I don't like sour cream.