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About Me

My name is Elliott Christmas. I live in a house with windows in headingley. I used to study Business and Management at leeds metropolitan university. I like snowboarding, skiing and playing guitar. I also like going out and getting wasted before returning home so i can throw it back up again in the morning :-) I love travelling esecially to france and other cultured places. I have a shitty short-term memory and erm...what was i saying? I play far too many computer games and that's probably the reason for my demise. But i just love gaming. Im quite lazy and love sleeping. I say stupid things all the time and often do stuff without thinking first. I like to try new things and will most likely do anything you ask of me when im drunk!Things i like:Drinking Jack Daniels and passing out, writing new songs and poetry, playing board games, riding yaks, having sex, going to restaurants, cooking, playing with wilderbeasts, watching anything with david attenborough because the guy is a legend, breeding larmas and alpacas, driving tractors, throwing stones at scallies and putting people i hate into gigantic stampedes.Things i hate:GOD DAMN SCALLIES!!!!!, shitty bands like Franz Ferdinand and the Kieser Chiefs and other shitty indy music that's around at the moment. Back splash, missing the bus, dropping toast butter-side down, riding the bus, townies, commoners, supermarkets, banks, hospitals, two-faced gits, rap, r'n'b (what's the deal with that shit?), dance music and above all - Hard Core Dance music- its just random smurf noise! soaps (not the kind you wash with), BIG FUCKING BROTHER!!! ITV1, shopping channels and lots of other things but if i list them all, i'll be here for a long time! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If i could meet anybody dead or alive, i would choose to meet Adolf Hitler so i could slap him up-side the head with a live chicken. I'd like to meet George Bush so i could throw him into a raging stampede of safari animals and yaks. I'd also like to meet Jimi Hendrix, David Attenborough and anyone from Incubus because they're all legends!! I'd also like to meet a vampire so i can be turned!

My Blog

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Drunk on misery, and you could magickly heal me with one little kissI could heal you, and drive the demons away for you to sleepHow I miss your taste, and these days of loneliness surround meHow the m...
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