I'm a walking contradiction...but who isn't?
Beside, I like it that way.
I want to shoot a documentary on Kitten Bloods...and James Blunt in the throat. Seriously, have you heard that "You're Beautiful" song? That has to be the most unbearable thing ever.
I love music, movies, and acting. Theatre is a love for me and so is singing. I write. I write song lyrics, poetry, and occasionally actual music. I'm weird. I love being stupid with my friends. I also like sewing, dancing[everything from swing (even though I suck at it) to tango to swango to ballet], and cosmic bowling at 2 am.
I find beauty in the dark and tragic as well as everything else in the world. It helps us to appreciate the happy moments even more.
And I absolutely love ancient cililizations. Everything from ancient Egypt to Greece to the Romans to the Mayans and Aztecs absolutely fascinates me.
My evil twin gets her own quote section:
"You make pottery? I was gang raped by a car full of Jehovah's Witnesses. We have so much in common."
Me: Damn. The way Hugo writes about Paris sometimes it sounds like some of those Chuck Norris facts. Brittnie: Paris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Paris
"OMFG YES WAY. AND DERE WERE PILLZ AND DEAD."
"I'll miss my evil midget nazi twin." That's her being nice.
Me: I need someone to tell me what kind of ass I have. Evil Twin :): With an ass-ociate degree perhaps? And his ass-istant.
"Water off my bubbly butt."
"And we can make sweet baby love on Shamwows. No sweat."
About a detective in a movie she was watching: "I'm trying to find something sexual he could detect, but I might as well come out and say it. I'd fuck him."
"Car sex is better than the image of Decker in a dominartix outfit."
"You know what? I've been thinking all day and I still don't understand Cars."
"Paris is a le p-i-m-p"
Me: Can you help me get rid of two bodies? Brittnie: Kayla. I'm running out of places.
"No Kayla. You suck it. You suck it like a Charms blowpop."
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Quotes and such
"Kung Fu Grip! Take that fascists!"
It is a sad suicidal course our species seems to have taken. - John Steinbeck East Of Eden
"Humanity will soon have to choose between utopia or oblivion.... Do we work only for ourselves or for our planet?" - Dr. Buckminister Fuller
"I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them.I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. What I have a problem with are these 14 year old losers who hang out at raves wearing prosthetic fangs, listening to obnoxious happy-hardcore dancing with giant platform shoes (courtesy of "Hot Topic," because all vampires shop at trendy clothing stores for their pre-packaged sub-culture needs). When they're not busy doing the dishes for their allowance, they're out doing evil things like smoking, staying up past curfew, or reading books on the occult at Barnes & Noble. They join little "sanguinarian" clubs and they change their names to something adequately evil like Raven, Ivy or Memnoch. These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new "Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots."- not sure who said it
People who think in black and white will always succeed in dividing the universe.
"Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed." - Hunter S. Thompson on Bush's 2004 debate performance
Laws are only words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool. ~John J. Miller, And Hope to Die
No radical change on the plane of history is possible without crime. ~Hermann Keyserling
"kayla- j'adore elle!!!!! shes the coolest french speaking punk!!!!" -Brianna
"we are like the coolest bitches ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Brianna...it makes me laugh
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election." -Bill Vaughan
I know Jesus said "Turn the other cheek," but I don't believe he ever said "Let them kick your ass."
She looks like whatever god she believes in was distracted when he was making her, like he got a phone call and his thumb slipped but he didn't notice. When he did he thought, "Well I can't waste the clay" so he just put her in the oven anyway
- *** on Tara
"He should save the money and get a good whore instead"
"im so emo my hair stabs my eye" - Cameron
Marisa: Richard, honey put some pants on. Richard: Why? Marisa: Because we have a floor meeting to go to. Richard: No, I don't wanna.
Me: Eddie, will you throw me a Starburst please? *Eddie tosses me a Starburst which hits my open palm and bounces halfway across the room* Eddie: Will you catch the Starburst please?
Me to Marissa: She said, "Well I don't like half of your music." Eddie: I don't either! Me: I don't like half your FACE! Eddie: I don't like half of your alcoholism (I had a bottle of Welchs grape juice in my hand) Me: This is grape juice. Eddie: Well I don't like half of your non-alcoholism.
Which Jerry Uelsmann Photograph Are You?
You are an opinionated person and angry at the injustices in the world. You are needed to help break things apart so they may be put together properly again.
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You scored as Anarchism.
Anarchism
100%
Communism
100%
Green
92%
Democrat
75%
Socialist
67%
Fascism
17%
Nazi
8%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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