What can I possibly write that hasn't already been written on thousands of other profiles?
The way I see it... this could be the most creative or uncreative, "About Me" section you have ever laid eyes on. And the real kicker is, it doesn't have a darn sentence in it that describes who I really am. Yet you feel compelled to read on... to uncover any information that can possibly be uncovered by your analytical cranial sponge. Ha! These truly are the writings of an insane person!
Still reading? I want you to be the mother of my babies! They will be beautiful and charming (just like their daddy), I promise. ;]
