I am a good cat. Dirty, fat & lazy but damnit I'm a good damn cat. I enjoy a beer or 8 on a weekend. I drink wine during the week. I get drunk a lot. Sometimes I smoke. I will often quit smoking for several months at a time cuz I really don't like it. But then for some dumb reason I pick it up again. I don't care. If I could find a girl who was worth half a terd I would quit if she wanted me to. I am the slickest feline on the block I tell ya. I don't cheat my girlfriends but if they're not my girlfriend all is fair game. It's not my fault if the dumb bitches fall for my the badass. I got a little extra meat but damn I look good. Even though I can be an incredible lush and do retarded things, I'm a frickin genious. I don't bullshit while at work - I get things done. I don't give a crap if someone judges me before they know me - it's their loss and hell, i judge those who prejudge others - they're just a bunch of sad-asses who gotta put up a blockaid up against others cuz they're scared or something stupid. Get the fuck over yourself the world is full of interesting people, who gives a shit if the first time you happened to run into someone they were puking on the curbside? Don't frickin speculate there could've been a damn good reason for it! Like a hairball or something! I am financially stable. I know how to save money I'm not a frickin moron. I am driven. I own a lot of stuff, and want to own more, like buildings and stuff, maybe the world. Education is power. Closed doors are shit. And there's no good reason for a loose end.
