DANCE EQUATION

***UPDATE***
***UPDATE***
(Due to the community's rampant curiosity, we’ve uploaded a couple of tracks that are nearing completion but are still very much 'works in progress'. The tracks are currently available for download as they seem to sound better than through MySpace's streaming player (honest guv).)
Dance Equation - Noun: a group that takes 10 years fine tuning tracks to such a degree, they never actually get to release any.
Dance Equation are Jeremy Parker (Darwell), Andy Forth (Webster) and to a lesser extent, Mrs Mangle from Neighbours (although Mrs Mangle recently left citing creative differences. She will be sorely missed). Additional vocals provided by Claire Fitzpatrick.
In Dance Equations own words, their music is 'Robotic Funk for Designer Futurists', but they are often known to talk crap.
Possibly the best way to get a grounding in Dance Equations music would be to read the following quotes, while listening to the downloads they so generously supply.
Note: Quotes may or may not have actually been said.
'Yo yo yo, dis band is da flave, believe dat' - MC Stereotype
'I don't know who Dance Equation are, I've never actually heard of them, nor would I endorse their groove thang.' - Sir Clifford "Buster" Richard
'I'm ambivalent toward the music of groove kings, Dance Equation. However, being a designer futurist, they supply all of my Robotic Funk needs and nuclear inspector eating sharks.' - Kim Jong Il
'Dance Equation. They are a gentleman and a scholar' - Mitch (from Itec)
'Erm... where's the toilet?' - Some bloke looking for the toilet.