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John Bolger

About Me

I rarely sleep, & enjoy screaming loud random nonsensical statements at octogenarians, & vending machines. Stuff like, "Your not gonna make the team with THAT attitude", & "It's YOUR fault we're losing the war on terror". Always wanted to go to Egypt, stand near a huge crowd of people looking at the pyramids & say, "Man, it would of sucked trying to fix a leak in THAT roof". Part of me thinks I’m a handsome dandy lad from the 14th century, while the other part feels like the bully from that same century calling me a faggot. I want to walk into a crowded fire and yell THEATER!!! You’ve read too much…now go…

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I'd like to meet:

My UPS guy. Then Jesus. Then the devil. Then both of them together with me standing in the middle rocking back n forth on my heels making sounds with my mouth moving my hands forward clapping occasionally. After 17 seconds, I'd say, "This is PRETTY awkward?"

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