"He had no sense of the instrument. He was blowing into it."
- Virgil Starkwell's Cello Teacher
I like music. I have no musical talent whatsoever, but I compensate with an enthusiastic appreciation of the talents of others. Musical instruments I've unsuccessfully tried to learn: recorder, alto sax, trumpet, bass guitar, clapping.
I love Karaoke in theory. In practice, I cannot carry a tune in a bucket made out of Morrissey.
I also like dancing. I'm very slightly better in this area.