the naughty clinic |
So i'm sat in the waiting room at the crotch-rot/public shame clinic looking at the gender non-specific receptionist trying to puzzle out whether it's a woman or a man, when it tells me to g... Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
Hooray for hollywood! |
As you all know, i'm definitely not averse to blowing my own trumpet, but i've had one ginormous, stonkingly life-affirming week which has left me feeling like the king of the world! to start, i had t... Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:19:00 GMT |
Porcus vulgaris |
Midweek drinking is an alarmingly poor idea when you puzzle it out. Last night for example, I received an invite to the pub from the remarkably alluring Miss Crowley and decided a pint wouldn't k... Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
goddamn flesh! |
what's shaking everyone?
well we all went down to chelmsford on saturday to watch the mighty heroines of watton hockey club try and jump the final hurdle in the EHA trophy, but alas, no dice for the g... Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:12:00 GMT |
suede ninja stars |
Here's an interesting conundrum; if you're so drunk that you think that chucking your shoes through an upstairs window into a room filled with people and glass is a good idea, should you be physically... Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:02:00 GMT |
If it feels good, is it wrong? |
I don't feel like i've been out for weeks, although i know i did it last tuesday. My stomach feels like it's decided not to live here anymore and the person responsible is 2000 miles away, my jaw... Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:18:00 GMT |
hurt me,life, i fucking dare you! |
I've spent the last 3 days experiencing most of the less subtle emotions the human condition has to to offer and frankly, i feel so alive it's ridiculous. the other day i was talking about people sear... Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:03:00 GMT |
Theft and victory! |
Come on the Watton girls!!! After 5 games of highs, lows, genius and maddening frustration for us, the fans they've managed to break on in to the final of the EHA cup in chelmsford. What this es... Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
Thinking inside of a small, stupid box inside of THE box. |
So the Count and i were shooting the shit, talking sweet about nothiiiin' and i was browsing aimlessly when i ran across a survey which asked me; "which lost character am i?" hmmm. Then i ran acr... Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:39:00 GMT |
Chemistry and stomachs |
So after another weekend of raging nonsense a la flat, i've decided that the temple is not inherently evil, it's just a gigantic rickety conduit for shenanigans and antics. any malevolence is pretty m... Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:16:00 GMT |