Greetings congrigants from the church of funk, rock and indeed roll! Cheers for taking time from your busy lives to peruse my humble page! As well as the many interesting and pointless facts listed in my survey below, here are a few more….My best buddies in the whole wide world are: Tony, Jessica,jooooooolie, Charlotte, Daley the strongman, Kev, Tony and Claire who are all as mad as a bag of nipples and I love them all to teeny pieces. I live with my dude, the bestest bloke I could ever have wished for Hayden/Hayd/Smellypants/Bugger face etc. We have a great time together and spend many a night exceptionally chilled out, writin music, munchin chewy cookies, watchin movies and doin lots of cuddly things. What can I say, he's the bollox and my bestest friend. He does the bass/vocal thingy with Cold Jam, who are in my top friends (of course) and incidentally are the mutts nuts so check em out.I have one Sister, Ashley who is 25 and more fun than a jibber jabba on acid. Seriously ash, you need to come out of your shell! I work for myself as an artist/designer but i hope one day soon to be a published writer, turner winning artist, concert pianist and all round fabulous bastard - friend of all!!! In the mean time however, Im having a great time working in an art gallery/Shop thingy in hertfordshire and I have to say, its really rather groovy!
I love cucumber, hate pizza and get very distressed by animal cruelty and boys with floppy haircuts who wear tight white jeans (cant help it, its just wrong and an affront to the very delicacy of my nature). I love going to gigs (as long as the emo's are nowhere near them!!!), travelling to far flung places, meeting interesting people, spontaneous weekend jaunts to random places, visiting my local rocker friendly pub in the old town, working on my future award winning literary saga and chilling out with my Fella and our instuments and having dodgy wee singalongs.When it comes down to music (now this is a VERY important subject, as music keeps me alive!), the best unsigned live bands I’ve seen this year are Cold Jam, Roadrunner, Gekko, The Defekters, Liquid Metal Men and Quarantine (all local chaps and chapettes from Herts) and Revere (London). Why any of these bands are still waiting to be signed is a joke and music scouts need to pull their heads out of their emo/indie stuffed arses!
Future plans for myself include: Writing a cult classic novel, completing a Masters in Literature, purchasing at least one pair of vintage cowboy boots, soon being able to play geetaaar like Jimi and piano like nyman/einaudi, travelling to Australia to see my long lost buds, the Deep South of North America to get hammered on bourbon in various blues clubs, Asia to cuddle some lovely orangutans and Panda's, see Kings Of Leon, Audioslave, System of a Down and John Frusciante live, having at least one good smooch with Serge Pizzorno and meeting as many colourful new people as possible!That’s all for now folks…..Peace love and rainbows!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Em, Emzy Wemzy, Ma little N***a, Stink, Noodle!
Birthday: 28th February
Birthplace: NEWCASTLE!
Current Location: Sunny (or not so) St. Evenage
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde (curly fries head)
Height: 5ft 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed. Cant turn left.....
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: None. Naked toootsies today!
Your Weakness: Mr Hayd and chewy cookies!
Your Fears: Never achieving my dreams
Your Perfect Pizza: I HATE pizza! WHat is it really???!!! Just cheese on toast with other random shit on it! Bollox!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See at least one other country than this one!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WORD!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who am I, where am I and what the shit was I drinkin!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile (or so I'm told...)
Your Bedtime: I dont have a specific one, when I get tired or pass out...
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching The Golden Girls with my Grandad.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, diet, preferably splashed over a good bourbon.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, they both taste wank and I dont do corporate.
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTONICE ALL THE WAY, with Angus Deayton and a cucumber sandwich, remember GCSE maths Lou?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry, if thats allowed of course.
Cappuccino or Coffee: TEA!!! Yorkshire tea!!! By eck!
Do you Smoke: Oh yes, I especially enjoy smoking near/on non smokers!
Do you Swear: Um, yes. Lots. Sorry Mam!
Do you Sing: Yes indeeedio. The squirty penguin, family of rubber duckies and sailor matey in my bathroom think Im pretty fookin good too!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice!
Have you Been in Love: Absofuckinglutley!
Do you want to go to College: Been, but yes, I would go back tomorrow if I could.
Do you want to get Married: I guess, eventually.
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes......
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends what Im ridin!
Do you think you are Attractive: Urrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm..............Maybe??????
Are you a Health Freak: Hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa!
Do you get along with your Parents: My Dad yes, Mam not so much.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Luuuurrrrvvvve them! Specially when snuggled up to my handsome bloke with the bedroom window open!
Do you play an Instrument: Bit of piano, bit of drums, learning guitar at the mo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh god yes, enough to kill a small horse I think!
In the past month have you Smoked: More than I can count....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A small bit. again, sorry Mam.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, lots!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. Full of Chavs n whooers!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Maybe by accident
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, kind of.......
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: A little bit......
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only a few hearts....oh, and nutrigrain bar which I will be paying for FOREVER!!!!
Ever been Drunk: Many times, never to the point that I spew though.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe......cheeky!....
Ever been Beaten up: Once or twice.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, I'll leave that to the chavs!
How do you want to Die: Being sexed to death by Serge Pizzorno, with a bottle of Bulleit in one hand and a massive spliff in the other!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dont wanna grow up, have noooooo intention.
What country would you most like to Visit: For the moment Morrocco. It changes day to day.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Piercing blue/very dark brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Nothin specific, just funky and different.
Height: Taller than me is always a plus!
Weight: Not bothered.
Best Clothing Style: Vintage/funky/different - as long as they have style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lotsa weeeeeeeeeed!
Number of CDs I own: Squigillllions
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Letting bad peoples bullshit hurt me.
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