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If I get old, I will not give in But if I do, remind me of this. Remind me that, once I was free, Once I was cool, once I was me.

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The Gospel according to Dan Le Sac And Scroobius PipThou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim;Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets;Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein;Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice;Thou shalt not read NME;Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular;Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry;Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover;Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover;Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products;Thou shalt not buy nestle products;Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend bestfriend, take drugs and cheat on him;Thou shalt not fall in love so easily;Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants……use it to get into their heads;Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks;Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song you self righteous prick;Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in & week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that your never going to talk to anyway;Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were;The Beatles. Were just a band. Led Zeppelin Just a band. The Beach Boys. Just a band Sex Pistols. Just a band. The Clash. Just a band. Crass. Just a band Minor Threat. Just a band. The Cure Just a band. The Smiths Just a band. Nirvana. Just a band. The Pixies Just a band Oasis. Just a band Radiohead. Just a band. Bloc Party. Just a band. Arctic Monkeys. Just a band. The next big thing Just a band.Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries;Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be;Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music; Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music; Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music; Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music;Thou shalt not pimp my ride;Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster;Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness;Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit; When I say “hey” thou shalt not say “ho”;When I say “hip” thou shalt not say “hop”;When I say, he say, she say, we say “make some noise”…..kill me;Thou shalt not quote me happy;Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture;Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me;Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you;Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying “is it?”;Thou shalt think for yourselves;And thou shalt ALWAYS kill.