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*ChauBeLLa*

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like monkeys and I have monkey toes. My couch is sexier than yours... I am stuck with small eye big eye syndrome. help! Also, I have a robot. His name is Ralph. He cleans my floors. I love him! (Ralph hates it when people I don't know try to add me as a friend.)

My Interests

I like wine and whining(f u john),eating soup, my friends, meeks, izzy, juju and lola, cooking for my white family, eating bacon, camping, watching movies, adopting midgets, making fun of dumb people, doggies, being silly and real dirty, talking like a 5 year old, cuddling & spooning (lots of it), kisses on my neck and sticking my tongue out at you.

I'd like to meet:

midgets, robots, robot midgets, pug puppies, asian babies and your dog. I'm so excited about your dog!

Music:

i am deaf :(

Movies:

nothing with subtitles. I can't read.

Television:

Family guy, Entourage, Top Chef, Project Runway, Food Network and Simpsons.

Books:

neruda & david sedaris on tape rocks.

Heroes:

homer simpson, the guy who invented gummi bears, and my sister.