Chronic Regatta

They rode in on saw horses from a tiny town with a liquor store. The trees that grow there are toxic with insights and vibrational levels unmeasurable to the scientists of Canada. A quiet had grown over the little village. So quiet you could hear the townsmen thinking. Their thoughts were simple yet destructive. The children of the town grew to be half monster and half Elmer Fuddish. Stamp the Mud Witch, and Landon the Wizard Leo became restless with the simple life that had caged their psychodellic vibrations for so long and they began to errupt. The first blast was meek enough that only few were reported missing from reality, and the towns folk quickly swept it under the old dusty rug. The evening news had no chance to cover the story. The two were drugged and re-entered into society under a close scrupulas eye. Seven years have passed and the musical outlaws have found each other once again. After sitting down for a good ol' jam session the powers that lay silent for so long were melded back together and became monsterous again. Every day they grow more and more dangerous, and their vibrations (being unmeasurable) cannot be predicted. This reporter has only one theory..... JOIN THEM OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Layout made by