The Shrinking Backs of Albas |
The following day, the remains of a local plastic surgery addict were scheduled to be laid to rest. No matter that it's Christmas Eve, the woman's son told Lina on the phone, because most of t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:42:00 GMT |
2008 happened one time. |
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Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:52:00 GMT |
Heath Ledger Can Has Oscar? Whatev... |
If Heath Ledger wins an Oscar next year, it won't be for the right reasons. Even before "The Dark Knight" opened on July 18, talk of the late actor snagging the posthumous honor for his turn as the...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:27:00 GMT |
So I ordered the banana instead... |
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Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:55:00 GMT |
Come back to us, Quinn... |
Every year, on my birthday, I travel. I grab a bag always the same ratty brown duffle bag with faded etchings of dinosaurs and venture in whatever direction suits me at the time. I don’t p...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
"Ever hear of The Curse?" |
A striped handball rolled its way into Rose Medak's corner of the schoolyard. The dirt and gravel it had gathered as it rolled marred the girl's pale, bare knee. Rather than brushing it off, she rub...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 21:34:00 GMT |
DOCTOR WAFF PART VI (for Beatles fans only) |
VIThe Allivade Princess"I don't know how clear I've been," Tyler Rose began, staring up at the screen that showed the armored chest of a persistent predator hugging the blue port-a-potty which somehow...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
Danette Spiers did her best. |
From The Daily Gain, Santa Carlitt's own news publication:December 27, 2!*%by Danette SpiersJoseph Limb paints a portrait of himself as a young man shot out of a cannon in slow motion. On Christmas D...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:34:00 GMT |
DOCTOR WAFF PART V OH MY GOD!!!! |
VHer hands were atypically strong for such a delicate looking creature, Tyler Rose thought& but not strong enough.In the brief moments Tyler Rose had before the girl with a curl, his mystifying hero, ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
DOCTOR WAFF part iv |
Their feet pittered and pattered and puttered and pottered rapidly across the damp pavement, falling in and out of unison.The mystifying girl with a curl, however, was far, far ahead of the 25-yea...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
