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Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 17:23:00 GMT |
The time I created a scene |
A few weeks ago I was having a particularly bad day. I am sure you know
what I mean, the type of day where you feel you are at war with the
world and the world is winning.
Now, even when I am not...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 20:52:00 GMT |
The times I ride the subway |
Since we are on the topic of things that irrationally annoy me I will
tell you of one more, spitting! In my opinion there is nothing less
attractive than the big flemmy build up followed by an all m...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 20:50:00 GMT |
dirty sexy hotel secretes |
A few years ago I used to be a night manager in a relatively up-market hotel. During my time there I saw a long list of interesting, even sordid events.Hotels are naturally seductive, they are the onl...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:29:00 GMT |
Embarrassing shower |
Everyone has had an embarrassing moment in their life. I always enjoy hearing about other people's moments of shame and humiliation. I have had a fair few moment like that, so I will share one of thos...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
"I AM FINE THANKS, AND YOU?" |
This happened a few years ago in Beijing. I was visiting a primary school where I would be doing filming for a language television program, Magic English.It was the middle of winter and the grounds we...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 00:59:00 GMT |
Annoying customers. (did you ever work in retail?) |
"HELLO" screams the man into his mobile phone. "No, I'm in a bookshop, NO, BOOKSHOP'. He is standing directly under a sign that says "NO mobile phones and NO smoking". In the corner a women puffs on h...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:38:00 GMT |
Padded Bras are Lie Bras |
(SMUT)The two bodies are pressed together, him on-top of her, their arms and legs are entangles while your moths are engaged in the most passionate of kisses. His hand gently grasps at her hair while ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:34:00 GMT |
Wuxi Mei-Nv’s? |
Wuxi Beauties. [for the sake of this blog I will use Chinese Pinyin rather than Chinese characters]I was 18 years old, it was my first trip to China and I was preparing to travel with my (now ex-girlf...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:28:00 GMT |
Ajumas Ajumas, never before has a boy wanted more. |
Ajuma's are fantastic, that is all I can say,. If Japan tired to storm DukDo (a Korean Island in the East Sea [NOT THE SEA OF JAPAN]) watch out. My experiences with Ajumas have been mixed. When I firs...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:27:00 GMT |
