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Joe Camel

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So Metallica shut it down huh!? What a surprise. We're in a timeloop!
Welcome boys and girls to Joe Camel's Conspiracy Corner. I'll be doing some work around here to make this a little more user friendly, as the marketing firm I had hired to take care of my page were slackers. Yes - I had a marketing firm. Every celebrity and well-known cultural figure does. But they were worthless so now it's up to my hoofen hands to update this page regularly. In the meantime I'm going to post a few pictures from one of my new favorite sites: lolhiztory . Classic stuff.

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The guy who inspired this lyric: "who's your A&R? A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar?"

My Blog

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 29: The End of the 80's is Finally Upon Us!

Ladies and gentlemen - the 1980's are over.It's about damn time. Nineteen years after they've technically ended, the stunted mindset that's mired most of America can finally wear off. The figures we u...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:34:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto part 28: Just Because I Don't Sing Along Doesn't Mean I Don't Like Music

In the immortal words of great classical poet Clifford Smith: "Hey, you! Get off my cloud! You don't know me and you don't know my style."I'm back kids with some good ol' wisdom straight from the came...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:36:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 27: 2008s Joe Camels Cool Conspiracy Awareness Award Goes To...

I know it's a little late for a timely award, but this year's recipient of Joe Camel's Cool Conspiracy Awareness Award is definitely worth the extra consideration. She's a true beacon of hope in a wor...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:20:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 26: Tweens Are Lazy and Its All Your Fault

A new study done by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development has uncovered a frightening statistic: there's an 87 percent drop in children getting recommended exercise between the ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 25: I Was Right About Juno, by the Way

So this thing with Gloucester High I kind of let skirt by because it seemed to be an isolated incident, but a recent study left me with some statistics that really really made my head and humps spin.T...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:22:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 24: Rebuttal to a Racist Bulletin Posted by a Clueless Teenager

Today, I received a bulletin from a 16 year-old. He didn't write it, of course, it was just a repost but it was so idiotic and absolutely brainless I had to respond to him so he knew precisely the bul...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:35:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 23: The Decline of Advertising and Symbolic Denial from the Adman

 Seriously? It has to be specified that the attractive men and women in these ads aren't actual members? Because I really thought those women stripping down to their skivvies after a long night w...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:16:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 22: John Malkovich is a Hack

For some bonehead reason people who enjoy cinema seem to hold John Malkovich as a bar under which many other actors exist. He's supposedly displayed a wide range in films playing roles that absolutely...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 21: Corey Haim Has Slept With Dogs Because Hes So Poor

Sometimes when a Godlike creature such as man is given power beyond his understanding it's a good thing. Albert Einstein as mere flesh cringed when his mind transcended men that came before, unable to...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Pop Culture Manifesto Part 20: Tom Sucks Satans Cock in Hell

Proof:Kate Voegele = MySpace Records = Run by Tom = Owned by NewsCorp = Advertised on One Tree Hill.No part of that equation wasn't evil.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:33:00 GMT