GODDAMN WILL SMITH MUST DIE |
THERE IS A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WERE YOU CAN LOOK BACK AND THINK THIS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DEFINING MOMENT IN MY LIFE AND WHAT MOMENT WOULD I BE REFERRING TOO THE FIRST TIME YOU WATCHED THE KARAT...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:55:00 GMT |
I HURT MYSELF TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL |
WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISNT TIME TO RIDE THE MERRY GO ROUND AGAIN SO FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO A SIMPLE DOCTORS APPT TO DISCUSS MY LOVELY SIDE LUMP AND POW THEY T...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
HAND GRENADE AUTOPSY NOW THATS FUNNY |
WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY LITTLE DOGGY GONE OH WAIT THERE SHE WHERE SHE ALWAYS IS UNDERNEATH MY FEET TRIPPING ME WHY DO DOGS DO THAT SHE IS LUCKY I LOVE HER SO MUCH OR POW RIGHT DOWN THE STAIRS ONE W...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:34:00 GMT |
FUCK THIS SHIT |
I AM SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE ECONOMY OH MY GOD THE MARKET WENT DOWN 800 POINTS OH NO THE DOW ONLY GAINED 3.75 BACK BLAH BLAH BLAH IM NOT REALLY SURE I UNDERSTAND WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON BUT I DO ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:01:00 GMT |
WOW ITS BEEN SOME TIME FOLKS |
HOLY TOLEDO I JUST DODGED A BULLET A FEW MONTHS AGO I NOTICED A LUMP ON MY SIDE AND I WAS LIKE OH CRAP WHATS THAT I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST A PIECE OF UNDIGESTED HOT DOG THAT SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACKS...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:02:00 GMT |
DEATH TO THE TIMESTREAM |
YOU WALK ALONE BECAUSE YOU SUCK AND NOBODY LIKES YOU I WILL MAKE YOU DIE AND HAVE YOUR ENTRAILS TORN FROM YOUR GAPING RECTUM THAT IS NOT A THREAT ITS A PROMISE AND WHEN IM DONE I WILL KILL ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
CONGRATS WORLD YOU HAVE BOUGHT YOURSELF MORE TIME |
I HAVE BEEN FEELING DIFFERENT LATELY NO ANGER JUST BEING HAPPY LIKE SUNSHINE AND SHIT DOES THIS THING MAKE SUCH A DIFFERENCE IN MY WORLD THAT I NO LONGER RAGE FOR THE SILLEST OF STUPID REASONS I ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:54:00 GMT |
WELL IT DOSENT GET ANY BETTER OR DOES IT |
I LOVE THE INTERNET YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT SO MANY THINGS IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION THEY HAVE ANSWERS I LOVE THAT BECAUSE I LIKE TO LEARN FILLING MY MIND WITH LITTLE TIDBITS OF INFORMATION SO I CA...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:12:00 GMT |
HOLY CRAP HOLLYWOOD CRAPPED ON ME AGAIN |
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I KEEP GETTING TRICKED BY ROLAND EMMERICH I MEAN CMON I HAVE TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS I MEAN HE SEDUCED ME WITH INDEPENDENCE DAY BAMBOOZELED ME WITH THE...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:44:00 GMT |
THE MOON LIED TO ME |
WHY DO I SIT AND STARE INTO IT LONGING FOR A VISION FROM HEAVEN AND THEN MAYBE I HAVE BEEN STARING SO LONG I THINK I SEE IT BLINK BUT NO IT IS NOT TRUE THERE IS NO LIFE WHERE I WISH IT WOULD BE N...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:59:00 GMT |
