Things Dogs Need To Remember |
Things Dogs Need To Remember
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:12:00 GMT |
9 Words Women Use |
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minu...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:09:00 GMT |
Maxine for President |
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! > > > > &n...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
Bush bringt idea |
Here is an interesting approach.
I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend". To make the ma...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:47:00 GMT |
Ponderances |
People who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one
A city is a large community where peop...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 15:52:00 GMT |
Lifes little truths. |
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) I...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:57:00 GMT |
Name Meaning |
***What Stacy Means***
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.You don't always resist your...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:03:00 GMT |
Murphy’s 15 Other Laws |
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.3. He, who...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:32:00 GMT |
10 thoughts to Ponder |
Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.If you s...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:27:00 GMT |
Never Argue with a Woman |
Never Argue with a WomanOne morning the husband returns after several hours of fishingand decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, thewife decides to take the boat out. She motors ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
