Money, Love, and Power..... In that order too....
The FOB of my dreams... I admit it! I like fobs.... They're totally cute... I'd like my girl to be so fobby, she hasn't even gotten on the boat yet!!! The less engrish they speak, the better.... That's hot.... Hmm.... maybe that's why i'm still single... If you're ever called a fob, don't get offended, hit me up....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................................ ................................. Can you help me find: Asian (Taiwanese, Japanese, Korean, Chinese) FOB... 5'7" - 5'8" with heels... weighs no more than 110 lbs (no PC, extra gravy!) HAHAHA.... shoe size no bigger than a 7 (and 7's already pushing it)... has a pale white complexion (i'm down with those ladies that wear the G.I. Joe Cobra masks and gloves while driving) HAHAHA... is at least a year older than me (i don't want some youngsta that parties all the time, i know i do, but DOUBLE STANDARD, YO!).... black hair with one platinum or red chunk strand (HOLLA!)... dresses totally out there, when u look at her and just think, "what the hell was she thinking when she bought that outfit?!?!" (HELLOOOO NURSE!!) Example - all the extras in Tokyo Drift parking garage scene, except for those two with the cat make-up going on. what the hell were they thinking? HAHAHA... does not wear sneakers, only acceptable time a girl should be wearing sneakers is if she going to the gym! (you are the weakest link, good-bye!) HAHAHA or those thick foam flip flops! (i hate those things!)... i'm also a sucker for those big hoop earrings. i dont think they're in style anymore cuz i don't see chicks wearing them (BOOOOOO!).... and is a little psycho HAHAHAHA... I don't care what she does for work. My wife will work because she wants to, not because she has to.... Personality, i don't care... I'M SHALLOW AND PROUD OF IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (am i really like this? or am i just talkin shit? i wish i knew...)
I love listening to music that i don't understand.... My car has 6-disc changer, 5 of them are occupied by slow jam cds in chinese, korean, or japanese. I listen to them while driving, and make up my own story in my head of what they're saying.... very relaxing.... i admit, i'm an ex-raver... i still listen to trance/asian house music every now and then... (yeah, i was at the clubs where it looks like all the fobs are saying "NO, NO, NO")... and of course, hip-hop.... I hate music that clears the dance floor at a club (i.e. any form of reggae, alternative). DJ's get a nice flow of hip hop songs and they always kill it with that shit.... Its cool listening to it at home or while driving, but at a club??? SMOKE BREAK!!!
Beauty and the Beast, Ice Age, Last Samurai, Memoirs of a Geisha, Braveheart, The Patriot, Troy, Scarface, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Independence Day, Wedding Crashers!!, Chinese/Korean romantic comedies with English Subtitles
LAKERS - its hard to talk to me when a laker game is on, old episodes of Spin City, That 70's Show, Family Guy, Futurama, Mythbusters, Punk'D, Pimp my Ride, World Series of Poker