Chadw!ck Chickenlegs - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Ive been everywhere. Ive seen everything. Me and my crew are way cooler than any of your lame ass friends....end of discussion.Unless your friends were ninjas Flaming ninjas with dual wielded chainsaws and robot feet that shoot out of their lasers eyes And they better be able to spray confetti out there ass whenever someone says the word razzmataz tooThen maybe your friends could roll like meI could write 100 things about myself you wouldnt believe Because I'm just that rad Im full of rants that only make sense to myself I tell jokes that only I could ever laugh at And my mom says I'm quite handsomeDid I mention my moms a batty ass old drunk? That may have somthing to do with her crazy ideas....I work through the week and put it all behind me on Friday. Its pretty ho hum but I wouldnt have it any other way, unless the other way made me filthy rich.
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My Interests

Being lazy, Getting hurt, Jamming out with my awesome loser friends, Endless walks accompanied by pointless conversation. I have a thing for feet, dont ask why I just do....is it really that wrong to enjoy touching a nice foot?

I'd like to meet:

adopt your own virtual pet!Some may ask....but Chad, what happened to Dana The Sunburnt Tatier Hog? Well children, no need to fret....The hog is still alive and as fat as ever

Music:

This week: More Deathcab, Tech N9ne, The Long Winters, The matches, The game, The Distillers, AlGreen, Pantera 36 crazyfists, T00l, Rise Against and MF DOOMDamn thats alot of "the" bands huh??I usually listen to music that'll kick my moms ass left and right. Anything with a hard riff, thick ass bassline, or is just generally awesome. Then there's the music that makes my mom think I'm pretty damn cool.....I'll listen, or at least try to listen to anything

Movies:

True Romance The Toxic Avenger Pulp Fiction Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Half Baked Kung Fu HustleMostly obscure, odd movies, cult flicks, and imports. I'm not too big on summer blockbusters or anything with "The number 1 ____ in america" tacked on to it....that's not to say i wont watch em, hell I'll watch anything thats on

Television:

chappeles show, attack of the show, arested development conan obrian, aqua teens, the boondocks....

Books:

30 days of night, Cry for Dawn, El Zombo Fantasma, Demo.....

Heroes:

Sadly, no one has died for me at the moment

My Blog

Did harry potter just say cunt?

I went to the circus todayTHE FUCKING CIRCUS MANDUDE SHOT A MONKEY OUT A FUCKIN CANNON!There were tigers and bears andAnd some got-damn elephants too y0For real dude, real life elephantsLike...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

366 days later/What sarah said

I saw four crows perched on the gazebo They flew off into the fog when i closed the doorOdd how muggy it was today..... It felt ominous It seems the weather took on my mood "J...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:00:00 PST

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I think its about that time again.....Another day in the ordinaryThe stagnance is bothering meIm tired of thisIm sick of thatIm 23 years old, this is no time to be feeling angst(Angst is for pussies a...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

My first retarded internet stalker

Its almost midnight and my inbox is explodingSome fake thug named Chris or some shit is jocking me hardNow usually I don't induldge in fighting on the internetsBut this kid is grade A fucking retarded...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

Stay wavin that power band space cannon....And got the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon

So0o0o0oYesterday ol' buddy was showing me his "new" gunWhile I was playing with it he showed me a shell for it.Before he put the shell back in the magazine he wiped it down with his shirt.....
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:59:00 PST

Straight up jacked Aileens shit y0

If you leave your name I will:1.) Respond with something random about you.2.) Tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3.) I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.4.) I'll say something t...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

The dog assed days of summer

As of late everything has been on a standstillTheres not much going on in Seale at any given timeIt's just alot of the same old same everydaySave for a few constants and the occasional friendly faceLi...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

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I bite off tiny pieces of my tounge every passing dayMaybe I should start being a little more openAnd be a little less subtle with what I have to sayThe feelings and thoughts I keep to myselfStay...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

For a couple of stoners these kids sure are smart

"Wayne, what do you do if every timeyou see this one incredible womanyou think you're gonna hurl?""I say hurl. If you blow chunksand she comes back, she's yours.If you spew and she bolts,it was never ...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST

DEBATE EXPOSES DOUBT/Brothers in a hotel bed

The workadays were propping the bar quietly erasing the week And I was in the corner booth thinking (pretending to read)About the possibility of one to love unconditionally And the words t...
Posted by Chadw!ck Chickenlegs on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:26:00 PST