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tooth adventure

last night i had a nightmare that i got a small piece of floss stuck it my lower back molar. i woke up in a frenzy.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:06:00 GMT

dynamite experience

so tonight tj and i were marching along, returning to our dear new home.  we were both feelin the snack time (really, yo, we effin wanted some snax), so we decided to venture into our neighbourho...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:37:00 GMT

birds that are anti-jk

i almost got hit in the head by a few birds today.i was slightly embarrassed because at the time i was walking down the road and had to make odd body movements to dodge the birds.i dont feel too bad a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:38:00 GMT

sausage burp, take a hike

today i was on a crowded bus and my nostrils were invaded by a terrible sausage burp which escaped the mouth of one of the 3 people standing in front of me.  i thought putting my scarf up to my n...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:28:00 GMT

chomp and glance, repeat

while i was on the bus today it stopped at an intersection and i began watching a girl sitting on a bench eating a cookie. you wouldnt think that something like that could be annoying, but MAN. she wa...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:30:00 GMT

sophie did not believe in artificial sweeteners

*STRETCH*today was touuuuuugh.i've never spent so much time doing nothing and trying to think of things to do. at around 1245am i ventured downstairs and sat in the living room.  i then came up w...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:07:00 GMT

windshield wipers

the other day teek and i were cruisin in her sweet ride while it was pouring rain. she put on her windshield wipers as fast as they went but quickly shifted them back to the second fastest setting. re...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 19:08:00 GMT

whiney man

the other day teej and i found ourselves sucked into a this-would-only-happen-on-a-cartoon type situation.  we were strolling on home when a young man about 2 blocks away shouted, "GOT ANY WEED F...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 21:18:00 GMT

so it just kinda sits on top of the seat

i was just thinking that it would suck if someone's butt hole was so big that the size of their poo was too large for the width of a toilet seat.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:19:00 GMT

boo, its my face

today i was putting on mascara in the bathroom and i rested my elbow on what i thought was the faucet but the thing squished down and squirted soap on the counter.  this shocked me slightly ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 21:19:00 GMT