Piss Off! |
What in the hell are you doing reading this? Do you not realize that you are wasting your life on this damned machine? Not to mention that there are plenty of legitimate things to be reading instead o...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
The Bah-Humbug Christmas Clause |
The Bah-Humbug Christmas ClauseBy signing this contract you hereby surrender the right to exchange gifts with MATT (or DOCTA SHOCKA and all affiliated characters and likeness) on the date DEC 25 2006....
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:54:00 GMT |
Kmart Farewell Address |
My fellow associates, special guests, colleagues, friends good evening. I have come to you tonight to culminate the efforts of one and the solidify struggle of all. Over the course of the last five ye...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:32:00 GMT |
