SOCK DRAWER MONSTERS. |
Sock drawer monsters:Every night when I go to bed,A rumbling sound runs right through my head.It's the monsters below, waiting to have me dead."Go to sleep!" they say, "In those nice boxers of red, an...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:52:00 GMT |
Ghosts in the machine |
GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE: 8 capsules of life ne...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
A POEM WRITTEN FOR JANITORS. |
The men in blue.who are they? Why the schools cleaning crew.If you drop a piece of trashthen you will get a cleaning thrashvomit on the hall way floorthen you shall see the light no more.break a bulb ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:57:00 GMT |
PART OF MY LEPRECHAUN STORY FROM SCHOOL. |
How I got my pure gold leprechaun: One day when I was frolicking through the woods like a pretty school girl in my white Sunday dress, I came across a most repulsing creature. A midg...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:52:00 GMT |
THE GNOMES CAP: |
The gnomes cap, is, in essence, better than children in my furnace. For many reasons, it is A FEW. pages long, has more comedic violence, many rhymes, and all around love and warmth from my brain. I w...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
it’s happening.... |
yupp. It's happening, a brand new 20-40 page story written by me."The epic story of epicness"it involves: love, old people abuse, knife fights, puppets, music, cupcakes, patty kake, chuck norris (no s...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 18:45:00 GMT |
WOOHOOO!!!!! |
My new website is done.enjoy it. tell people about it. put the link on you're myspace. If you dissagree with anything on that page, you can die.http://www.freewebs.com/catinablender/index.htm
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:30:00 GMT |
a charming bit of poetry. |
CHILDREN IN MY FURNACEChildren in my furnacethey keep me warm all dayfor now my furnace is the guitless grill for my new pleasent way.you're ball may be on my lawn, but thats not my problem you seefor...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:37:00 GMT |
