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LfC AnT

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About Me

ARRRGGGGHHHH!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DoNt MaKe Me Do ThIs, PLSSS!!! Ha ha! hate writing stuff about me!! never know what to put! lol,oh well start by saying hello! thanks for takin a peek at my profile! what the hell do you put on these without soundin like a complete twat!! its always the same,you put this stuff about how your this that and the other and thats all well and good but when it comes down to it, how can you actually tell what someone is really like! the only way is to know someone,anyway! im just lookin to meet some friends on here, have a laugh, chat if anythin happens, ok!! if not hey you cant have enough friends, an hopefully make a few people smile! like humour, anyone that knows me knows that! and like football, namely liverpool fc. love music and lots of other stuff, get to know me you never know you might even like me!! anything else you wanna know just ask! c ya!!
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"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "You boring woman, I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "You women never understand, it's just fun. There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical"."CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?""UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. If anything, it means; "I haven't heard what you said.""IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works.""I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra.""TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.""THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?""YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but sorry, I forgot your birthday.""I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.""OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.""HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". Means: "And I sure hope I can think of some pretty soon.""I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "Help, it didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.""I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.""YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.""YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please stop trying on any more dresses, I'm starving.""I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again.""WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

My Interests

Football,Music,Going Places,Comedy,Films,Having Fun and Meeting New People. Liverpool FC

Add to My Profile | More Videos The Kop You'll never walk Alone Liverpool vs Chelsea

Add to My Profile | More Videos SONGS FROM THE WORLD FAMEOUS KOP :-YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE:-When you walk through a storm, Hold your head up high, And don't be afraid of the dark. At the end of a storm, There's a golden sky, And the sweet silver song of a lark. Walk on through the wind, Walk on through the rain, Though your dreams be tossed and blown..Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone....... You'll never walk alone.Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart, And you'll never walk alone....... You'll never walk alone. -----------------------------------------------------------F IELDS OF ANFIELD ROAD:-Outside the Shankly GatesI Heard a Kopite Calling:Shankly They Have Taken You AwayBut You Left a Great ElevenBefore You Went To HeavenNow its Glory Round The Fields of Anfield RoadAll Round the Fields of Anfield,Where We Once Watched The King Kenny Play (and he could play)We had Heighway on the Wing,We Had Dreams and Songs to Sing,Of The Glory Round The Fields of Anfield Road,Outside the Paisley Gates,I Heard a Kopite Calling,Paisley They Have Taken You Away,You Led the Great 11,Back in Rome in 77,And The Redmen They are Still Playing The Same Way,All Round The Field of Anfield Road,Where We Once Watched The King Kenny Play (and he could play)We Had Heighway on the Wing,We Had dreams and Songs to Sing,Of The Glory Round The Fields of Anfield Road -----------------------------------------------POOR SCOUSE TOMMY:-I'll tell you a story of a poor boy Who was sent far away from his home To fight for his king and his country And also the old folks back home So they put him in the Highland division Sent him off to a far foreign land Where the flies swarm around in their thousands And there's nothing to see but the sand Well the battle started next morning Under the Arabian sun I remember the poor Scouser Tommy Who was shot by an old Nazi gun As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying) With the blood rushing out of his head (of his head) As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying) These were the last words he said...Oh... I am a Liverpudlian I come from the Spion Kop I like to sing, I like to shout I go there quite a lot (every week) We are the team who plays in red A team that we all know A team that we call Liverpool And to glory we will go We've won the League We've won the Cup We've been to Europe too We played the Toffees for a laugh And we left them feeling blueFive Nil !One two One two three One two three four Five nil !Rush scored one Rush scored two Rush scored three And Rush scored four!Na na na na na na na na na!--------------------------------------------------------- --Oh campione, the one and only for LiverpoolThey say our days are numbered, we're not famous anymoreBut Scousers rule the country like we've always done beforeOh campione the one and only for Liverpool.............-------------------------------------- ---------------------Steven Gerrard Compilation

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I'd like to meet:


Someone genuine, who makes me smile.

Music:

loTs! Artic Monkeys,Stone Roses,Kasabian,Nirvana,Maximo Park,The View,Klaxons,The Kooks,The Holloways,The Fratellis,Bloc Party,Hard Fi,Editors,Mr Scruff,Basement Jaxx,Scott Matthews,Muse,Ourfold,The Enemy,Jeff Moon(formerly Goodbyelook),Keane,The Jam,Jimmy Hendrix,Foo Fighters,Enter Shikari,The Twang,Oasis,The Rumple Strips,Green Day,Bob Marley,Queens of the Stone Age,Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,Prodegy,Chemical Brothers,Orbital,Underworld,The Charlotens,James,Inspiral Carpets,808 State,Bob Dylan,Fun Lovin Criminals,Happy Mondays,Manic Street Preachers,Q-bert,glc,The Dead 60's,Cypress Hill,dj Shadow,dj Yoda,The Who,Northside an lots more! Maxïmo Park - Our Velocity

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Movies:

Comedy,Gangster films,Cartoons! Reservoir Dogs

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Television:

Footy!Prison Break,Southpark,Sopranos,Family Guy,Simpsons,Balls of Steel FACTS ABOUT LIFE ON TV 50 Things you would never know if it weren't for TV! 1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear, preferably carrying candles which will be blown out by the slightest draft. 2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 3. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 4. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 5. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 6. Once applied, lipstick and any other make-up will never rub off - even while scuba diving and sleeping. 7. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place and leads to any location in the building, including the safe. No one will ever think of looking for you in there. 8. You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. English with a German accent will do, provided you are blonde. 10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 11. People never finish their drinks. 12. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds afterwards. This generally leads to a sex scene. 13. The chief of police is always wrong. 14. When paying for a taxi, just grab a note from your pocket and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 15. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15 cm. 16. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. 17. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 18. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 19. Any American movie will contain a car chase, unless it was made by Walt Disney. Cars and trucks that crash will always burst into flames after they have come to a standstill and the hero is running away from it at 5 to 10 meters distance. 20. Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist makes a man invulnerable to bullets, provided he is the main character. Unimportant bad guys are killed instantaneously with one bullet or punch. Important bad guys nearly kill the hero savagely before they are killed. 21. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 22. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon. 23. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth, were well-fed, wore clean clothes and make-up. 24. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology. 25. All single women have a cat. 26. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 27. Even when driving down a completely straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Similarly, when driving a curvy road, the slightest movement of the steering wheel will do the job. 28. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 29. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 30. If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?" 31. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 32. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. If two men attack at the same time, the one behind you will firmly hold you up, so you can free your legs to kick the one coming from the front. If two men simultaneously attack from left and right, just a step backwards is sufficient to have them knock each other out. 33. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, one stands behind them and talk to their back. 34. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 35. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 36. Police departments give their officers undergo personality tests to make sure they are assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 37. Action heroes never eat and drink when chased for weeks, do not go to the toilet or need more than 5 minutes of sleep per day. 38. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage, despite laying entire cities to waste. 39. No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged. 40. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a heavy thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity. 41. You can always find a chainsaw whenever you're likely to need one. 42. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 43. There are three types of criminals: megalomaniacs, Italian mafiosi and brain-dead muscle packs. 44. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played with moving the fingers randomly. 45. All bombs are camouflaged using electronic timing devices with large red displays, showing exactly when the device will detonate. They are always disarmed by clipping one of two wires when the clock displays 3 seconds or less. 46. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting, cars need not be locked, nor keys taken out. If keys ere taken out of the ignitiuon, they should be left on top of the sunshade. 47. Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, they should be thrown away. You can always find a new one which is loaded. 48. The weather always indicates what will happen next: rain will bring sadness (unless the film is called 'Singing in the rain'), thunder will bring fear and accidents. 49. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty and continues the case in his own time. 50. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.Family guy

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Books:

Derren Brown-tricks of the mind, Ste Gerrards and Robbie Fowlers autobiographies.

Heroes:

Bill Shankley, Kenny Dalgleish, Ian Rush, Ste Gerrard, Bob Paisley, Joe Fagan, Rafa Benitez, Phil Thompson, Alan Kennedy, Phil Neal, Emlyn Hughes, Steve Highway, Jamie Carragher, John Aldridge, John Barnes, Ronnie Whelan, Xabi Alonso, Jerzy Dudek, Vlad Smicer, Zinadine Zidane, Maradona, Joe Calzaghe liverpool fc

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th...
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