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About Me

Hello, I am Rik and this is the perpetual myspace machine.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF NANOTECHNOLOGY!!
I like to make pina colada ass-cookies and do donuts in my snickers bar shaped luxury sedan. As a matter of fact, it just so happens that I own a large portion of the stocks involved with decline of the roman empire state building bongs is a fun way to party hard at night time is for sleeping with everyone is a sure way to get AIDS plagues the continent of Africa was the setting of the lion king of beers is Budweiser. It's pretty hardcore.
Strange, though, how often the beaver has to rearrange his monopoly board to win the affection of the majestic platypus, which brings me to a valid point; if the trees work together with the helicopters then the worlds shortage of snake skin boots would be far undermined compared to the logic of a hot buttery roll. All in all, Mexican gourmet pantaloons are not to be compared with medieval smelling salts that may be forged into an unlikely hairdryer of justice.
In conclusion, this is my life. complex? yes.
Thanks for stopping by, don't let the baby werewolf attack you on the way out!

My Interests

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

Macbethwhat, were you expecting "FUCK?"

Heroes:

My Blog

hepy birfdai two meeee

i am 19 now.i’m at one of those insignificant ages in between being able to vote and being able to drink. i don’t feel older. i don’t feel wiser. i don’t real...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:56:00 PST

Writing on a rainy day

Writing on a Rainy DayA complaint by Rik Guenther Battle Creek. How I dislike this town; nothing interesting to do, nobody interesting to meet, boring downtown summer eve...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:56:00 PST

i am

better than him in almost every aspect aside from womanizing and indecision, he takes the cake on thosehowever i seem to be the one lacking wimminz.... perhaps if i get better at being a worthless imm...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

girls, girls, girls

*DISCLAIMER: Fuck off if you don't like it* Sometimes I take for granted how great it is to be me. By me I don't mean Rik Guenther, I mean a male. ...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST

reflection

Is it crazy to desire imperfection in a relationship? I'd much rather have someone that is flawed, because if they are flawed that means they are human, and I'd rather be with a human than a rob...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST

OH NOES! PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE THIER OWN BELIEFS!

SPOILER ALERT: If you don't have an open mind, go away.The following bold article is a total crock of shit. It resembles in great similarity to the whole Harry Potter controversy and how closed ...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

ever notice

how the power rangers fit perfectly into the gender roles and racism??like, pink and yellow are considered "feminine" colors, and, lo and he behold, the pink and yellow power ranger were both, in fact...
Posted by put a banana in your ear!!! on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:51:00 PST