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D-Stroyer

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About Me


I think my pillow girlfriend is cheating on me.

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See how The Big Guy wired me at the factory (musta been a Friday afternoon!!!! LOL!!!! Gimme those ribs, you!):

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What American accent do you have?
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They say crossing my arms means I'm defensive, insecure, closeminded, and inflexible :-) It's also a nice way to help hide man titties.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

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Movies:



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Television:



"Hello, 911? It's Glen Quagmire.................Yeah, it's stuck in the window again."

Lou: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Garrity: "Wow, I didn't know Lou was a Pink Floyd fan."
Probie: "That was Green Day, asshole."

Books:

Don't have time to read books.

Heroes:

Opie, Anthony , and Lil' Jimmy Norton ....among other people....

My Blog

10,347 things youve always wanted to know about D-Stroyer. Here are the first 127...

I'm going to answer questions from every survey I see posted in my friends' bulletins. 1. Where is the last place you held hands?Jacksonville, FL2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?Ab...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST

PBS: Shame, shame, shame... Shame on you!

I was just flipping past the local PBS channel, and what do I see amongst the Sesame Street sponsors?  MCDONALD'S!!!! That's right, PBS... Encourage the kids to supersize it early in life! "...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

46 Random Things That Bother Me (updated 9/7/07)

1) The overabundance of McDonald's commercials on radio and TV. 2) Jimmy Buffett "fans" under the age of 40, and Bob Marley "fans" under the age of 30.  You know ONE song by those ...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words and phrases that bother me (updated 9/3/07)

1) "Party like a rockstar."  I will accept this one on the label of an energy drink, and that's it.    2) "Road rage" - It's so cute and catchy because both words begin with the sa...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST

Most overrated movies of all time

CaddyshackAnimal HouseBoogie NightsFast Times At Ridgemont HighBlazing SaddlesFight Club I saw 'em.... Didn't see what all the hype was about.... Sorry. I do think we are WELL overdue for the making o...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Trash day or not?

Whenever I move to a new neighborhood, I never know if the local trash pickup guys acknowledge Memorial Day as one of their holidays (and if so, it would push each neighborhood's trash pickup back a d...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

Freakshow alert!!!!!

I was in the supermarket today, and in line in front of me was a couple (man and woman). GET THIS: The man was shorter than the woman, and she DIDN'T look pissed off or disappointed to be with him!!! ...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

Men and women

A WOMAN'S POEM  Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

Moments we all share

I was in my bathroom a little while ago, getting ready to pee.  As I'm standing there, I hear my next-door neighbor on the other side of the paper-thin wall, ALSO peeing.  I yelled through t...
Posted by D-Stroyer on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:34:00 PST