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Lazer

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About Me

Two steps forward = one step back. No meat. Holy woman. Domestic abuser. Perpetual Christmas ruiner. I like playing viola, playing bass, playing drums, hitting drums, hitting violas, hitting violas with drums, drumming basses with fingers, fingering violins, and fiddling with basses. My three cats Toulouse, Bug and Iddy-brat are serious motherfuckers. They kill the things in my house that make Cody scream like a girl and hide in the bathroom. I have a stupid bird named Dr. Roxxxo, don't get too close or he will destroy you. I'm in a band which you can find in my top 2 friends. I feel like I keep getting life almost right. I like ghosts.

My Interests

I like: Gutter dams, revolutions, hijinks, tornadoes, hunting ghosts with tape recorders, Christmas, the Golden Ratio, modest amounts of anime and RPG's, felines, beatniks, road warring, simple chord progressions, food potions, de-icing salt, obscure local businesses, all things tedious (jigsaw puzzles, pomegranates, mp3 folders, lawn clippings, the names of birds and trees, data entry jobs). I also like imagining movie scripts (and musical scores for said movies), pretending I know I thing or two about the world of media, and getting lost in cities I don't know.I would like to like (or embark upon): Channeling spirits, all things "Metal", more beatniks, sword fights, physics, knowing how to survive in the wilderness, complex chord progressions, home videos, rock breeding, fish fishing, earth potions, walk-abouts, wall paintings, secret dialects, Buddhist secrets (like where the yeti's hiding), hip-hop.I'm afraid of outer space, parasitic worms, toe and finger injuries.

I'd like to meet:

Neil Gaiman.If you're making a request to be my friend, please write me a message or I will spam you.

Music:

Black Eyed Susan. Baby Cakes. Dethklok.

Movies:

The Iron Giant, Lawn Dogs, Pi, The Fountain, AI, Empire of the Sun, The Triplets of Belleville, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Amelie, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Sunshine (scary!), A Fish Called Wanda.

Television:

Ghost Hunters, The L Word, House, My Name is Earl, M*A*S*H, Magnum P.I., Dead Like Me, The Tick, Ghost Hunters, the Science Channel, Future Car, Antiques Roadshow, The Weather Channel.

Books:

Neverwhere, Sandman, Anansi Boys, Stardust, Big Sur, On the Road, the Dharma Bums, Minor Characters, Grapes of Wrath, R.I.P. - The Complete Book of Death and Dying, GHOSTS, Hitchhiker's Guide, The Golden Ratio, The Chronicles of Narnia, Alice in Wonderland, To Kill a Mockingbird, blah blah blah. I can't recommend a lot of things you haven't already read.Archived: Wait til Helen Comes, Maniac McGee, Chocolate Fever, Bunnicula, Totally Disgusting (Featuring Mewkiss the cat and Barkus the dog), Fire Starter, IT, the Green Mile

Heroes:

Alia Eden.

My Blog

I need a mommy right about now

My body is sick. My calf is torn. My Wallet is empty. My heart is sinking. I wish you would come to my house and pet my head, and tell me how much fun this summer will be....
Posted by Lazer on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

Nigh’ Sistahs and Day Mothas

Oh, Sistah, child.You a sad sarrow child!You stuck up in datSaylent Strato's'fear.You bind yoseff wif drayms to fix what already beenand can't be undeed.Can't undo de bulletCan't undo de time spent dr...
Posted by Lazer on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:23:00 PST

I love you to the MAX I love you to the MAX I love you to the MAX . . .

Feeling good, feeling fine. I'm an Agent out of line.I'm a blizzard condotierre.I'm a wizzard trouveur.I'm a twin that's in between.I'm a queen that would be king.You're a one that I do love.You're a ...
Posted by Lazer on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:02:00 PST

Sometimes . . .

I just wanna play Half-Life.
Posted by Lazer on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

You sista da moff

Yoo dahk sista be locked outta da dream wurld, now. She stuck someweer in dat playce wher soombody sunset mayk soombody sunrise.She got too many light in da eyes to see dem bouttafliys, but, oh Brouth...
Posted by Lazer on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:47:00 PST

Sanctuary

**It's late and I can't focus, forgive me for this and all errors that ensue:Kind, lovely little crossword puzzles--Keep stealing-theiving-relieving my attention if you must.Because I am so *charitabl...
Posted by Lazer on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:26:00 PST

My daemon is an ocelot.

Seems fitting. Go see the Golden Compass.
Posted by Lazer on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:35:00 PST

I just found out

That the airline I'm working for is the most fuel efficient in America, out-performing the airline in second place by a huge lead! Yay, Go JetBlue!
Posted by Lazer on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

The Charlies have emerged.

Is this the beginning of a new era? They'll have to get me out of my house, you know. It's difficult, but it can be done. Charlie, come back to Salt Lake soon, it seems we have a universe to decode....
Posted by Lazer on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

Dear Santa . . .

This year I want to be a rock star. I'll take bohemian if that's all you have, though.   Love Lisa
Posted by Lazer on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST