DENNIS LEARY sums up my HATRED for PARIS HILTON!
Does being severely over sexed qualify as an interest? Or perhaps...a Dirty Sanchez, a Rusty Trombone,a Flying Donkey Punch, a Billiard,a Hot Carl,a Cincinatti Bowtie....well you get the drill....lol..
Also I love steak and lobster, Nascar,Horses,Golf and yes mini putt. Elegance with Extravagance, Trash with Flash, Sleaze with Ease....Try me!
I'd like to meet:
Those of us who are normal,as well as the slightly abnormal, well...that would be me too...FROM ALL ACROSS NORTH AMERICA AND BEYOND! Sit down,relax,enjoy your favorite beverage,and have a few laughs.If you cant laugh or are very conceedeed, you have come to the wrong place. For the Glamour girls or 976 sex crew, dont bother,I used to fuck MISS NUDE CANADA! YOU COULND'T SHOW ME SHIT!!! TRUST ME!! But sex kittens are totally allowed (not you Rogan!)and anyone who just needs a boost to thier day,a laugh and a smile!
I am vey picky about who I add,no looking for love in two week fuckers,no stalkers,no wierdos, no bi-polar freaks,web cam pushers,dating service crap, people collectors and horny kids need not apply... but I will meet anyone who is interesting and has a zest for life , and can see the beauty in this world...And if you qualify as sexy as hell, you may have a shot with me...MUAH!!
Music:
Here is where I can educate the masses, after all..I was a DJ! Almost everything 60's turns my crank,The Beatles,The Who,The Stones...Zeppelin,it's all good to me.
I also enjoy Heavy Metal,Grunge,Techno, Club mixes, Hip-hop,Funk, Soul, Blues.....but dear god.....NOT RAP!
Movies:
GOODFELLAS! and any Martin Scrocesse pics,The ASKEWINVERSE member since 1996, smart science fiction or adventure and good SMART comedies, and a few mindless dumb ones too. I really do love old Marx Brothers movies with a passion. Snatch, Pulp fiction,(Quentin is a god), and anything action packed and entertaining.
Get Your Sexy Name
Television:
RESCUE ME! and the Simpsons and CSI (GRISSOM is the man!) strange choices but I find reality tv mind numbingly boring. there is nothing original and uncensored. I dont even watch my satellite anymore...600 channels and nothing on. Fear Factor is the worst damn show on television!- Just kidding Rogan!
Books:
Hunter S.Thompson.....enough said!!
I find that I really don't have time to read as much as I should, although my superior brain needs some good stimulation once in a while...lol
Well I did help write "The Hell Raiser's Guide to Fine Dining and Public Disorder"
Heroes:
John Lennon, Bill Clinton and Al Gore,Dennis Leary and Dr Hunter S. Thompson and The Kids In The Hall.(I once met Scott Thompson in Toronto)my mama for sure- she is my inspiration to go further...and KID ROCK just because...
my life has been a KID ROCK VIDEO! (as told and quoted 1997)
