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Salil

it's not a mole...it's a "beauty spot"...

About Me

I think boneless buffalo tenders are the greatest invention of all time.I’m 6’4 and have yet to grow into my nose.My greatest strength is an ability to mask my countless insecurities.My nieces are my world.I find it odd that “Frozen Yogurt” is not truly frozen.I have a city wall…but no trampoline.I do a Sean Connery impersonation that only Tyrone thinks is good.I love the word “frijoles”.I’d take more bubble baths if I had a bigger tub.I can’t sleep on airplanes.At some point in my life, I WILL learn how to surf.I’m far better at giving advice than I am at following it.I can’t live without condiments.I think snoring is manly…and I’m the “best” at it.I’ve never actually eaten pork chops WITH applesauce.I talk to infants the same way I talk to adults (minus the profanity).I have a big problem with procrastination…but I’ll write more about that later…Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Chickens that put tabasco on their scrambled eggs...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can un-deviate my septum...

Music:

Begins and ends with DM - with numerous stops in between

Movies:

see: John McClain

Television:

Heroes, Family Guy, Scrubs...and i'm a closet reality show junkie.

Books:

2 minute mysteries - quick, and to the point.

Heroes:

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