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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Colonel Zoeller
Birthday:: No
Birthplace:: Yes
Eye Color:: Transluscent
Hair Color:: Phlegm
Height:: 5 ' 7" monday to thursday
Weight:: 3 tons
Right handed or Left handed?: Amphibious
Your Heritage:: Ask any Namibian
My Worst Habit:: Playing football with dog turds
Zodiac Sign:: The Whip
Shoe Size:: McCracken
Pants Size:: Thrasheola
Innie or Outie?: Kleptomaniac
Parents Still Together?: Who knows?
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Served their purpose
Your Weakness:: Anal tract
Your Fears:: Fear
Your Perfect Pizza:: Someone else eating it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: 'World Peace'
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Smell my fat arse
Thoughts First Waking Up:: go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature:: My glisteng lips
Your Bedtime:: It happens
Your Most Missed Memory:: Forgotten
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: #FFFFF
Food?: Anchovy gumbo
Sport?: Intimidate the bunsen
Animal?: yes
Ice Cream?: gravel sorbet
Candy?: Mivvi
Store?: Garden shed
Salad Dressing?: Duckhams motor oil
Actor?: Floella Benjamin
Song?: The Lithuanian national anthem
Letter?: 7
Number?: v
Gum?: Rhymes with bum
Holiday?: Why?
Season?: 1 of 4
Toothpaste Flavor?: Coriander
Radio Station?: Radio Passchendaele
Perfume?: Stig of the dump
Scent besides perfume?: whiffs of life
Body part on the opposite sex?: Back teeth
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Cigar tester
How Do You Want To Die?: Heart attack during an eye test
Turn ons:: Turn me on
Turn offs:: Turn me off
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: You
Who's The Loudest?: Him
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: You
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Me
Who's The Shyist?: That shy one
When Have You Cried The Most?: After getting me arse slapped at birth
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Losing my Titanic ticket
Worst Feeling?: Feeling shit
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Moonbase Alpha
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Don't do surveys
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Forever
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Stairs
Let's look at the: Biscuits
What a nice: Perm
Where did all the: Money go?
Why can't we: Afford pliers?
Silly, little: Chaffinch
Isn't it weird that: Shampoo
Never under any circumstance: Call a God's curl a ladybird
I wish: Fish could talk
Everyone has a: Garden
I am: Flesheating
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: With you
Been To Juvie?: I broke in
Mooned Someone?: Out of respect
Been Rejected?: By you
Ran Away From Home?: It ran away from me
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: The camera fucked up
Skipped School?: It was too high
Thought About Suicide?: Suicide thought about me
Slept Outside?: inside and outside are mere concepts
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: I once laughed so hard I spermed
Cried In School?: Every day
Thrown Up In School?: Deliberately
Wanted To Be a Model?: I always wanted to be an airfix kit
Cheated On Someone?: at cards
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Burned down neighbours house
Seen A Dead Body?: It wasn't dead
Been Bitched Out?: With a pitchfork
Drank Alcohol?: i blow bubbles in it
Smoked?: It emanates from my pores
Been On Drugs?: Drugs get high on me
Eaten Sushi?: Prefer to flick it
Been On Stage?: I once hid under one
Gone Skinny Dipping?: There was no water
Shoplifted?: It was a fit-up
Been Drunk?: I'm solid
Been Called A Tease?: No, but I am
Been Beaten Up?: Fancy a pop?
DO YOU
Swear?: Fuck off
Sing Well?: This survey is too long
Shower Daily?: Never
Want To Go To College?: Piss off
Want To Get Married?: To madame palm and her 5 sisters
Believe In Yourself?: I exist
Get Motion Sickness?: Only when I sit still
Think You Are Attractive?: What do you think?
Get Along With Your Parents?: Do you?
Like Thunderstorms?: In between the thunder, yes
Play An Instrument?: Air harmonica
Own An IPOD?: I stole yours
Pray?: Should I?
Go To Church?: My body is a temple
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: It's so right
Keep A Journal/Diary?: in my head
Dance In The Rain?: Mime in the rain
Sing In The Shower?: Dance in the shower
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: The dangerous one
McDonald's or Burger King?: Piltdown man
Single or Group Dates?: Prefer sultanas
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Stealth bombers
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Cod fillets
Meat or Veggies?: My local MP eats meat
TV or Movie?: No
Guitar or Drums?: Washboard
Adidas or Nike?: Made in Taiwan
Chinese or Mexican?: Sounds like a date
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Multi-Plankton Meltoids
Cake or Pie?: This is taking ages
MTV or VH1?: The Beverly Hillbillies
Blind or Deaf?: Tommy Can You Hear Me?
Boxers or Briefs?: Sugar Ray Leonard
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Now?
Write With Both Hands?: Anyone can
Whistle?: That's crazy talk
Blow A Bubble?: out of my arse
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: backwards
Cross Your Eyes?: Which way?
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Toes?
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Which direction?
Dance?: You askin' ?
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: I always think about world issues when I eat, so no
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: The police are investigating....
You Talked To On The Phone:: My lawyer
You Instant Messaged:: The prison governor
You Hugged:: The arresting officer
You Yelled At:: The desk sergeant
You Played A Sport With:: My cellmate
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: VE day
Time You Cried?: Armistice day
Movie You Watched?: Tawny Pipit
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Cajun spice
Joke You Told?: That one I told you
Song You've Sung?: The Chile national anthem
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Here
What Can You See Out Your Window?: The excercise yard
Are You Listening To Music?: Sousa
What Are You Wearing?: Stewardess uniform
What's On Your Mousepad?: A rat
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: it's impossible I tells ya!
Do you believe in miracles?: After a few guinness
Magic?: You think so?
Love at first sight?: Between animals, not humans
God?: We're all God
Satan?: See above answer
Ghosts?: on the ghost train
Santa?: I am he
Evolution?: In what?
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: What you trying to imply?
Fav Hair Color:: In a bloke? How the fuck should I know?
Short or Long Hair:: Whatever floats yer boat
Height:: 4' 3"
Weight:: 18 stone
Best Clothing Style:: I'm metrosexual-Honest!
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Carthage
Number Of CD's I Own:: 8 million
Your Good Luck Charm:: Legs
How many pillows do you sleep with?: None
Do you drink milk?: I eat it
Person You Hate Most:: Hatey McHateage
Most Outdated Phrase:: Those bedsheets really stink
Do you think God has a gender?: That'd be silly
Where do you think we go when we die?: Back and forth
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 70,000
What is something scientists need to invent?: Shorter surveys
Are you a health freak?: You are!
Are you a virgin?: Yes
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Earth
What is the worst weather?: I don't like any weather
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Barbies what?
How many grades have you failed?: You decide!
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