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The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. 'Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you've killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as "The Middle Toe Murderer." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: "Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?" Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to myself, "What have I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I really should go back to college.

My Blog

The Presidents got a girlfriend...

So, I don't know if any of you have heard of a movie called The American President. It was made in 1995 & stars Michael Douglas (as President Andrew Shepard) & Annette Bening (as Syndey Ellen ...
Posted by Losey on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Welcome ta Erf.

I'm watching Independence Day. Talk about bullshit. I loved this movie when I saw it in theaters. "I know there is much we can learn from each other if we can negotiate a truce. We can find a way to c...
Posted by Losey on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

You pay now, bitch!

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Posted by Losey on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

Top 'o' the muffin to ya!

Oh, I loves me some St. Patrick's Day! These lil' babies are chocolate cupcakes with green mint frosting. They kind of taste like thin mints, but a lot more awesome & less expensive. Mmmm- Mmm!Hap...
Posted by Losey on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:11:00 PST

Office Supplies & Cake

It's a rare occasion that you'll find me walking through an office setting of any kind. When I was a kid, my mother worked an office job. My father would pick me up from school , drop me off at my mom...
Posted by Losey on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

Mmm, PIE!

Posted by Losey on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

I cling tightly.

More photobucket times. Firstly: I play with my food. This is my greatest creation.Aww, that was Rosa's going away party... I think.Yeeeeaaaaahhh. I don't know. BLT's are delicious. Hey, remember...
Posted by Losey on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:02:00 PST

This is for you, Dick Sandwich:

1. You are forced to live in a sealed room for a year & can only watch five television shows. What do you watch?Ok, first off, I did this for two years three years ago, so part of me doesn't understan...
Posted by Losey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

Pictures & what-not.

Ah, a day off with nothing to do but watch the extras on the Clerk II dvd & enjoy the most delicious cup of tea I've ever made. The last Big Love dvd arrives today along with the first 2 Kenny vs ...
Posted by Losey on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

The City is my Boyfriend.

I love you, City.
Posted by Losey on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST