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Emma

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About Me

i'm a young looking 21 year old and live with my hubby, 16 yr old daughter who talks like a Pakistani native, my 43 year old ballerina son and my slave who is currently away on her 24 hour pray-a-thon at the local kirk, here in the suburbs of Lagos, Nigeria.We keep the baby in the airing cupboard when she's not tied to a goat.i have the luxury of not having to work to earn my keep, as I am filthy stinkin rich.But i put in a few hours a week at the local corner shop and get paid in granny sookers.In my spare time I like to attend the functions at the local boat club, where I enjoy drinking pints of Gin and orange, and entering raffles to win cake and plastic Pepsi patio sets, and having a go on the karaoke. I'm a bit of a star round this neck of the woods. If you're in the area, look out for the posters. Myspace Contact Tables
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The biggest cake in the world.wurzel gummidge.I saw him from a distance when i was about 8 yrs old but was waaaay too starstruck to speak to him, let alone sit with him in the tractor and bogey at Scone Palace. i was also disappointed Aunt Sally wasn't there, as I was well up for scoffing cream cakes with the slag.

My Blog

Disgrace

Two Brits held hostage since 9 September 2008 in the Niger Delta, Nigeria With all the world news currently concentrating on Somalia, the pirates and their acts of hostage taking, we would like to dra...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:11:00 GMT

Monkey Magic

Not done a blog for a bit so here goes. Been in UK for a month. Rained the whole bloody time, except of course the day we were leaving. We left with 15 (yes, 15) suitcases none of which arrived at the...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:57:00 GMT

mama g

apparently theres a hot set going down tomorrow by a laydeebunga called mama g. So, I'm off to my new best pal's nightclub (the vault in lagos - you know the place they have the nigerian idols and big...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:27:00 GMT

wurk

i started my job Monday! Apparently someone from personnel was supposed to phone me to tell me to start on wednesday but they managed to fuk that up. So i wasn't on the email and had no access to the ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:59:00 GMT

marmite

I have just discovered that south african marmite is stronger than uk marmite. It's like ours used to be, before they watered it down.   Sadly i found that out after spreading it rather thickly o...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:16:00 GMT

buggerbungas

on hols in uk and had news i have to extend. am i bovvered? a wee bit
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:25:00 GMT