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your dainty pearl-handled revolver

i misunderstood you. then i misspoke.

About Me

BAD POETRY makes me uncomfortable.some people get hot and bothered by blindfold and whips. for some, it's feet. for others, it's sitting on cakes. for me? HARMONICAS. BANJOS. UKULELES. PEDAL STEEL GUITARS. GLOCKENSPIELS.
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My Interests

collecting failed experiments. campaigning to abolish "LOL." tracking down all of e. hopper's paintings and writing short stories based on them. secret glances that meet. letters & letter writers. pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. twilight. supporting the local poet. coffee and pie. breakfast. forcing friends to read articles. evening walks. saying things too softly but being heard by the one person meant to hear it. dragging friends to shows and poetry readings. light rain. watching two to three films at a time. mixed cds. cheerleading for progressive political changes. dennis kucinich.

I'd like to meet:

GOOD POETRY.HARMONICAS. BANJOS. UKULELES. PEDAL STEEL GUITARS. GLOCKENSPIELS.

Music:

HALF& HALF and THE DOT DOT DOTS...also, beulah, d. bowie, j. buckley, n. cole, j. denver, n. drake, b. dylan, hem, the incredible moses leroy (or the soft lightes., i guess), iron and wine, ivy, e. john, r. lamontagne, f. lionheart, magnetic fields, metric, w. nelson, the real tuesday weld, satisfaction, c. simon, s & g, stars, c. stevens, telecast, r. wainwright, wilco, yo la tengo, etc. FAVORITE SONG OF THE WEEK: voxtrot's long haul and nmh's king of carrot flowers part 1

Movies:

after life, amadeus, being john malkovich, capote, control room, capturing the friedmans, dr. strangelove, end of the affair, happy accidents, in the mood for love, in the realms of the unreal, no man's land, the pillow book, the shining, the science of sleep, truly madly deeply, 3-iron, 21 grams, 2046... and of course, woody allen mutterings.

Television:

america's test kitchen, are you being served?, boomtown, father ted, flight of the conchords, frontline, northern exposure, p.o.v., the twilight zone

Books:

s. beckett, c. bukowski, d. chaon, j.m. coetzee, e.e. cummings, e. dickinson, g. eliot, t.s. eliot, j.s. foer, l. hughes, z. n. hurston, f. kafka, c. lee, b. malamud, v. nabakov, e. perlman, j.d. salinger, j. thurber, g. vidal, v. woolf, h. zinn and closet writers...finished memories of my melancholy whores -- yawn, except a few nice parts. now reading: d. handler's adverbs. silly and funny but am questioning his overuse of the word "what's-it."

Heroes:

the person i overheard saying, "there is no such thing as a perfect synonym." ...and folks who stay visible.

My Blog

A LOVE LETTER TO DENNIS KUCINICH

Dear Dennis Kucinich,I love you.  I've loved you since 2002(?).  That's a long time to love someone you've never met.  And despite your trophy wife, I still love you.  See?  M...
Posted by your dainty pearl-handled revolver on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:02:00 PST

ATTENTION PROSTITUTES WHO HAVE SENT OR PLAN ON SENDING ME MESSAGES:

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME COY MESSAGES.  FOR MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, I WILL NO LONGER BE PAYING FOR SEX OR SAD IMITATIONS OF SEX.  thanks.
Posted by your dainty pearl-handled revolver on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:29:00 PST

i sweat for you

this is from FOUND magazine: To: Ashin From: Edward Place: Library Dear Ashin, Do you have a boyfriend if not can I be yours. I like the way you look and act your not like the other gir...
Posted by your dainty pearl-handled revolver on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST