Wooooohooooo Mother Nature is finished being a skank! |
I can't believe that only last week I had to drag the winter boots,hats and mittens out of the closet and endure a buttload of wet mushy snow and freak April cold winds!Here we are a couple of days la...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 18:25:00 GMT |
Don't fuck your friends with money |
It really isn't a fun way to get fucked first of all.So girlfriend I will meet you and talk about the car thing and i'll show you the papers you were so stupid too have left in my car.Shame to lose a ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:46:00 GMT |
I didn't get cake! |
That is some major suckage when you don't get cake on your bday folks.I have been married for *choke* almost*gag*15fucking years and the man still hasn't learned that THE only thing a good bady needs ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:43:00 GMT |
I didn't cry over spilt coffee! |
Even though it was spilt all over me!By yours truly,mhmmm moi.In the middle of lunch rush I spilled a coffee all over myself and lemme tell you it's not comfortable when your arm is kinda throbbing an...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:52:00 GMT |
To the makers of CHEAP furniture... |
You cheapassmuthers!My kids bunkbeds weren't even cheap to purchase actually.When I move the bed sideways an inch and the fucking thing falls apart then you know they used cheap crap to make the...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:55:00 GMT |
Why the hell can't I make my damn blog page a colorful extension of me like I can with my profi |
It really is fucking annoying!This blue I can see whenever I walk into my current bathroom.I can't wait till I move!May 1st!Have I mentioned that allready?Yeah bayybeee May 1st I will be living in my ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 19:01:00 GMT |
All you fuckers that add me for your" get paid to take this quiz" |
First bite my ass,then go fuck off!
Now then.Today was interesting.I took the kids to work with me and they were kinda sorta behaved.Ok....for a spell they watched thier little m...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
Spring Break? |
For whom?Surely NOT for the mom!Mother nature decided to be a nasty skanky bitch and make it minusfortybillion degrees outside!After all that wonderful snow for the kids to play in this HO ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:17:00 GMT |
cable company,bite my ass! |
Uhuh,you fuckers can bite my ass.I'm on hold with you asses right now and i'm not amused.I'm trying to cancel services and in this day and age you would think that I could do it online right.Wrong!Bec...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
Just do it |
I need that fucking Nike swoosh tattooed on my forehead.I have had my belly button pierced for hmmm.What?2 or 3 years now(probably more like 5)and I have never changed the fucking thing because I thou...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:31:00 GMT |
