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Saint Patrick

peter_south

About Me

I'm like... a pretty big deal. People know me.I avoid church so if you die or get married, chances are i will not be there. sorry.
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My Interests

generalities

I'd like to meet:

Someone silly young and as stupid as me. A rotten tomato... 3 miles of bad road. And of course: Sammy Davis Jr Jr.

Music:

Mason, Grandaddy, Elliott Smith, Azure Ray and all the other hep cats on Saddle Creek, Metallica, Sparklehorse, Mikey Likes It, Nine inch Nails, Wu-tang, Alice in Chains, Beatles, Tribe called Quest, Rolling Stones, Bowie, Pantera, Outkast, Slayer, John Vanderslice, Tom Waits, M. Ward, Thrice, MCR, and Cannibal Corpse...

Movies:

Casablanca, Vertigo, Seven Samurai, Angels with Dirty Faces, Citizen Kane, Rear Window, Touch of Evil, North By North-West, Dr. Strangelove, History of the World Pt I, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Fight Club, Seven, Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Good Will Hunting, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Kill Bill Vol I and II, Legends of the Fall, Eyes Wide Shut, Interview with the Vampire, Last Temptation of Christ, Matchstick Men, Fist of Legend, Ong-Bak, 2046, Old Boy, Lady Vengeance, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lord of War, All X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Strange Parallel, Lucky 3, Orgazmo, and Gummo.

Television:

Anything the idiot box spits at me. + the Simpsons.

Books:

Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Herman Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, Soren Kierkegaard, Brett Easton Ellis, Douglas Coupland, Hunter S. Thompson, Nietzsche, Jim Goad, Howard Zinn, Nick Tosches, Amy Hempel and Craig Clevenger.

Heroes:

Kazushi Sakuraba/ Genki Sudo/ Benny "The Jet" Urquidez/ Arthur Guinness

My Blog

a truly amazing christmas present

and yes: you're staring at my crotch. go ahead and save the pic to your desktop. you know you want to....
Posted by Saint Patrick on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST

Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

i recently watched the deleted (extended) scenes of the Clerks II dvd and laughed so hard i fractured my funny bone. it was worth it.
Posted by Saint Patrick on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

i have become a silent movie

the hero killed the clown...can't make a sound
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

frank's wild years:

Frank settled down in the Valley, and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead. He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your eyes apologize better

wow. this weekend wasnt exactly "the bee's knee's" but it was definitely refreshing hanging-out with friends who don't just call because they want/need something from you, but truly enjoy your compan...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's my time that I waste in myspace.

1. Your name spelled backwards. kcirtap 2. Where were your parents born? my dad: texas my mom: new jersey 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? some fucking virus ...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"What do you think Marilyn Monroe would be doing tonight, if she was still alive?"

"Clawing at the lid of her coffin." Man, they should've used that line in the movie. Oh well, so it goes...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?

"What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?" - Results: From Quizilla.com You should be dating a Taurus. 20 April - 20 May This gentle creature is dependable, artistic, and very calm and patient. Thou...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Sonnet for My Love............(Below)

Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty I said "Would you call me?" She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?" I said "Darling, y...
Posted by Saint Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST