My Stuff, Things, and Crap mentioned earlier. I'm also a big fan of shenatigans, tom fooleries, skylarkings, and all types of hijinx. My sarcasm keeps me balanced and I like to be around people that can take a joke but more importantly they have to be able to dish it out. Nothing can offend me, so do your worst. The more brutal your sarcasm and insults, the faster you will be in my heart. As you can see I have opinions, as does everyone. I'm friends with Christians, Muslims, Heretics, Liberals, Conservatives, Goths, Preppies, Jocks, Nerds, Stoners, Ravers, Momma's boys, Gays, Fascists, Blacks, Asains, Whites, Rednecks, Militants, Protesters, Soldiers, Draft-dodgers, Jedi's, Sith Lords, Children, and Grandparents. Everyone is equal and entitled to their opinions. Being open-minded keeps me balanced and I try not to judge. Write to me if you wanna chat, debate, or get something off your chest. If you think I'm a douschebag with a dumb haircut and an ugly head then tell me all about it. Tell me I'm smart, tell me I'm retarded, feel free to drop a line about anything, nothing is taboo.
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Super Mario defeating Penn State in the final second of regulation. I was there!!!
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My Favorite College player: Prescott Burgess
I'd like to meet:
Bill Maher, I like the rationality he uses on political and religious issues. Where has all the logic gone in the last 7 years? I would also like to meet Jesus Christ so I could understand more of his true nature instead of the political tool that he is used for today. Also, Stephen Colbert, Bob Odenkirk, Trey Parker, J.K. Rowling, and anybody that is as much of a football junkie as me. Especially someone who has made a carreer out of talking about football or playing it like Joe Theisman, Kirk Herbstreit, Steve Young, Chris Berman, Tom Jackson, and Boomer Esiason
Music:
Death Metal only!! (especially bands from Tampa, FLA) Morbid Angel, Hate Eternal, Suffocation, Vader, Godless Rising, Chimaira, Slayer, Necrophagist, Soulfly, Cannibal Corpse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sepultura (with Max Cavelera), Pantera, Six Feet Under, Deicide, System of a Down, Spice 1, Otep, Primus, Toilsome, Frank Sinatra, Alice in Chains, Disembodied, Lamb of God, Morbid Angel (best band ever, they deserve to be mentioned twice), Martyr A.D. Hed (pe), Kittie, Dry Kill Logic, Mazzy Star, Hatebreed, Megadeth, My Own Sin, Machinehead, and Nirvana. And please, WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS!!! American Idol is the anit-christ. Pop stars are crap, they are given a sheet of lyrics written by someone else with music playing in the background that they had no hand in creating. They are told the timing and pitch they are supposed to sing the song in. That's not talent. That's called being a puppet. Don't let Mtv and Radio dictate what's good. If you have an opinion...try using it. Because there is absolutely no way that Ashlee Simpson should be famous. I challenge anyone to argue that.
LINK FOR MY BEST FRIENDS BAND
GREATEST MUSICIAN ALIVE: KERRY KING OF SLAYER
GREATEST MUSICIAN DEAD: DIMEBAG DARRELL OF PANTERA
GREATEST MUSICIAN MISSING: LARRY LaLONDE OF PRIMUS (where'd ya go guy?)
Movies:
Mulholland dr. Donnie Darko, Grindhouse, Blood Diamond, American Beauty, 21 Grams, Magnolia, House of Sand and Fog, Requiem for a Dream, Munich, Lord of War, Syriana, The Constant Gardener, Eastern Promises, Harry Potter 1-4, Thank You for Smoking, The Good Sheppard, The Departed, Spun, Lucky# S7evin, The Hours, I Heart Huckabees, Kill Bill vol.1 Sin City, Gummo, Kids, Bully, 300, Big Lebowski, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974 version), Borat, Bad Santa, Closer, Godfather Trilogy, Casino, What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Pulp Fiction, Crash, The Devil's Rejects, Myth of Fingerprints, Thirteen, Being John Malkovich, The Shining, Seven, Legends of the Fall, Royal Tenenbaums, The Prestige, Million Dollar Baby, Mystic River, Leaving Las Vegas, Dogville, Donnie Brasco, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrells, Snatch, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Some of my Favorite actors and actresses are Naomi Watts, Julianne Moore, Jennifer Conelly, Chloe Sevigny, Ben Kingsley, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, John C. Reilly, and Al Pacino. Favorite directors include: Paul Thomas Anderson, Darren Aronovski, Harmony Corrine, Quentin Tarantino, and David Lynch.
Television:
ESPN College Gameday, NFL Primetime, Monday Night Football (even though I despise Tony Cornheiser), Dexter, Sopranos, Entourage, Mr.Show, Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, 12 oz. Mouse, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, South Park, Lucky Louie, NHL Night in Canada, Real Time with Bill Maher, Oz, National Geographic, Animal Planet, and Discovery Channel (Especially Lion vs. Hyena footage, it's the best rivalry in nature!! Go Hyena's!!) Korgoth of Barbaria, Weeds, My Name is Earl, Conan O'Brien, America Undercover, UFC fights, I basically like anything that's not reality tv because that's all trash!!
Books:
White Oleander is the greatest!! The Harry Potter books, Star Wars, Books on Mythology, Philosophy, Religion, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Political science, Political satire, A Million Little Pieces. Anything by James Patterson, Dan Brown or Michael Crichton. Self-help books are actually a lot better than I thought they'd be too. Dr. Suess books, Shel Silverstein poems, auto- biographies, and anything about nature. -----------------HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD
ADRIANA LIMA
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
FALLON BOWMAN
Heroes:
Teachers, Philosophers, Scientists, Charles Darwin, Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Plato, Aristotle, Niche, DaVinci, Bill Maher, Chris Benoit, Jimmy Carter, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Pat Tillman, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, Criss Angel, Brett Favre, stem-cell researchers, The Guy that shot the Pope (lol) and anyone who opposes cruelty towards people, animals, and environment no matter how accepted it is in their society. People who oppose tyranical governments and corrupt religions even if it costs them their lives. And last but not least, my parents because they're just great humans.img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/easycure1981/Don
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