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Just about anything, I'm not that hard to please. I do like a good beer, good food, good friends. What more could you ask for?
People who like to go out and have a good time, but don't mind sitting at home every now and then.More musicians.Real people; can't stand fake people.For once, a girl that says she wants to find a nice guy(s) and get treated good and be thankful for what she has.Stuck up people really piss me off.People that treat you with respect.People who like the same taste in music/movies that I do. Or if not, at least introduce me to some new and exciting things.
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49
{---Basics---}
Name: Mr. Derek the Third
Nickname(s): D-Rock, Derk, Icky, Asshole, Shithead--just to name a few
Age: 30
Birthday: September 20, 1976
Birthplace: Believe it or not, a hospital
Current Location: Sitting on my ass in front of a computer
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 12 feet to a midget, but usually 6
Weight: I'm not telling you that
Lefty or Righty: For some reason I can't write well with my left, so I just decided to go with the right
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
What Do You Drive: A Honda
Screenname: dspunhealed
{---Favorites---}
Color: With LSD there are so many to choose from
Number: 69--What? To obvious?
Band: Deftones, Sevendust, Killswitch Engage, too many to name
Music Genre: I like them all. Except for polka
TV Show: The Office
Movie: Way too many to name
Actor: Tom Hanks or Steve Carrell
Actress: Charlize Theron
Kind of Movie: Any kind as long as it can hold my attention
Cartoon: Robot Chicken-not sure if you really want to call that a cartoon
Sport: Jamaican bobsledding
Fast Food Restaurant: Krystals
Food: I really like Sushi
Ice Cream: Don't really eat it much, but I would have to say Turtle Tracks
Cereal: Honey bunches of oats
Candy: Laffy Taffy
Drink: Not picky
Alcoholic Beverage: Bud Light
Quote: "Look, lady, I don't come down to where you work to slap the dick out of your mouth."--from Mr. Show
{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: Nope
Have any pets: One, but it really belongs to my dad
Have a job: Yes
Have a cellphone: Yes, and a company phone. I'm important
Have any special talents or skills: I can kill a man with my mind
Have any fears: only of myself
Have a bedtime: When my head hits the pillow
Sing in the shower: I prefer to sing in the rain
Want to go to college: Been there
Get along with your parents: For most part, yes
Have any piercings: Ever heard of a Prince Albert? Kidding
Have any tattoos: No
Swear: Are you crazy? Yes
Smoke: When I'm on fire
Drink: I have to so that I can survive
Do Drugs: The legal ones. Aspiran, NyQuil
{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: I thought I was
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
Are you single: Yes
Are you in a relationship: No, but I would like to be someday
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes, I have a very tight grip
Ever been dumped: Yes, but they said it wasn't me, it was them.
Ever dumped someone: Yes
{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
Black or White: Michael Jackson song, right?
Lights On or Lights Off: If she's ugly, off
TV or Movie: I like TV movies
Car or Truck: An El Camino, it's both
Cash or Check: I use plastic, high roller that I am
Rock or Rap: Rock on
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate, vanilla is boring
French Toast or French Fries: Ever smoke dope? Try both at the same time
Strawberries or Blueberries: Dingleberries
Cookies or Muffins: oven baked cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Doesn't matter as long as I'm off for both
Hugs or Kisses: Both
{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: Yeah, a public bathroom
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: It's happened a few times
Talked to someone you don't know: Yeah, and then he gave me a ticket cause I was speeding
Drank alcohol: Last night I did
Done drugs: One
Partied 'til the sun came up: Not like I used to, but yes
Gotten a ticket: See four spaces up
Been arrested: Once, that sucked too
Been convicted of a crime: Never been caught, that's the trick
Been in a wreck: A couple
Been out of the country: Cancun, Mexico--Ole!
{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: No, but there are times I wish I was
Ever TP'd someone's house: A few times
Ever egged someone's house: No, but I egged someones car that I didn't know
How many languages do you speak: Three-English, drunken gibberish, and fluent in redneck
Who do you compare yourself to: Fabio
Ever regret anything: Not getting that girls number
Do you like being tickled: Depends who it's by
What are your goals: My goals are on both ends of a football field
Are your fingers tired: No
Are you tired of this survey: It's been fun. Of coarse I wanted to make it fun
Are you happy: Shiny happy
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Anything and everything. Well, I take that back. I'm not real big on country music and some rap. Other than that, I like it all.
Way, way, way too many to name on this one
Easy, considering I don't watch it. The Office, Kitchen Nightmares, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and Planet Earth
Just about any books by Chuck Palahniuk, Cormac McCarthy, Stephen King, Christopher Moore, Mitch Albom, Bret Easton Ellis, Dean Koontz, and a few more
God, my parents, my grandparents, and myself