On a freakishly cold summer day in 1983, Simon said "let there be awesome", and I was born.
~The History of Man
"I was blessed with many things in my life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese Python and the mind of a fucking scientist."
~Kenny Powers
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
~HST
"In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act"
~George Orwell
"I do Cocain!"
~Dr. Rockso
"A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life.
One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
And three, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult."
~Hank Moody
