Reginald Theophilus the Third

Me? Ooooh, where to start! *Whips off his unnaturally large top hat, and bows deeply* My name is Reginald Thophilus the Third, though I am more popularly known as 'The Mad Hatter.' You can call me Reg. I am one of the many residents of Wonderland, ruled by our un-beloved Queen, the Queen of Hearts. I often attend and host tea parties, with my dear friend, the March Hare. Ears, I call him, as he does have the most impressive set of ears you could imagine. Nearly as big as my hat. Nearly. But yes, I would call myself quite an agreeable gentleman. Ask anyone! Well, perhaps not anyone, but you could ask... uh... hmm... Ooooh, now would you look at that penny!